h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Entry: The Asparagus: A Short Story - A11096264
Author: greatbananaking - U3794298

My first complete story

Hello. You do not know who I am...or do you. I had a similar experience while eating asparagus not very long ago. It was weird because I asked other people about it, but they had never experienced such a thing while eating asparagus. I thought I was losing my mind, but now that I know the "future" of asparagus, I realize it must have been a glitch in the system of time. Thank you letting me know about such things, your story has given me renewed confidence in my sanity.

gotta

You should write about pop tarts on the ground!

Well thank you for your kind words, well I think they were kind. I do do requests. So, eventually I will write a story about pop-tarts on the floor, but until then you will have to do with my James McFloydypants series. Yes, Asparagus was just the beginning, well, I think.
Thank you again for you kind remarks, and please keep in touch. Just don't touch my face.

Aww why not. Its such fun! You know me, I'm a big fan of yours!