h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Oi! What you doin in here huh?

I dont know,

*looks around confused*

sorry about that

*leaves*

Thank you.


*re-applies lipstick *


*grumbles the handryer isn't working*


*brushes hair*

*computer voice from red light on wall*

This is a computer version of Lord Smooth
I am called Smooth 2000,
hello

oh let me fix that handdryer

How cool is that?!!

Hello Smooth 2000, I don't suppose you could put some music on while I tart myself up a bit could you?

*puts Hi Vis stuff into holdall*

why off course

she is Fresh, Fresh exciting

*boogie*

my, you are a great dancer miss

*comes in rubbing sore nose*



ach... some twit just slammed a door in my face..

I don't suppose you can produce some ice for the swelling smooth 2000?

*smooth 2000*

Good afternoon Genie,

I turst your day has been pleasant?

*tray pops out containing a bag of green giant frozen peas*

Will this do?

ahhhhh that would be lovely

My day was turning out to be quite good, there I am perving at your human counterpart praticing stripping, and then *BANG*.... I get found out...

There are lots of other peepy holes though

So, hows it been in the ladies toilets? Not much going on here I suppose?

*smooth 2000*

well if i wasnt a computer i might enjoy the beauty of the girls that come in here.

Instead i just enjoy the company,

I wasnt doing much really, just trying to chat up the hand dryer,

<trows bucket with soda in toilet and over walls, water fountains, floors. Brushes toilet with toilet brush, cleanses the top with sponges, washes wall, water fountains and scrubs floor.



<sprays air with Johnny's air freshener.

<puts in vase on little table next to the door. Puts a saucer next to vase for collecting wages of toiletman.

<waves away a cobweb of