Sacred Silver Sheltie Temple

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Welcome, , to the Sacred Silver Sheltie Temple!

Here we worship smiley - grovelPhoenix Ravenflame, the Sheltie Goddess!

The Sacred Silver Sheep

Offer up your sheep unto the Sheltie Goddess and she shall see that they dwell in eternal ecstasy in the Sacred Silver Sheltie Pasture. This is where the Sacred Shelties are able to run, play, and herd sheep as much as they may desire. Do not fear them as you approach the Sacred Silver Sheltie Throne. These sheep are friends and shall do you no harm.

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Offerings Left at the Sacred Silver Sheltie Altar

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Worshippers

The Sheltie Goddess is loving and all are welcome here. Within the walls of the Sacred Silver Sheltie Temple it is always Thing and Thingites are most welcome to celebrate here! (If you don't know who the Thingites are, perhaps you should read smiley - sporkThe Manifesto for the Campaign to rename Thursday, "Thing"smiley - spork.) She also welcomes all animals to the Sacred Silver Sheltie Temple, but especially the Sacred Shelties. If you would like your name, or your Sheltie's name, to be added to the list, simply post and let us know. You may raise your status within the Temple by making offerings of smiley - sheep, through prayer to the great smiley - grovelPhoenix, or by writing poems and songs to praise her. Or any other offering she thinks is worthy.
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smiley - grovelEmmett, Sacred Sheltie

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smiley - grovelPriestess Researcher FaeLuna-Chan (The wonderful thing about Priestesses is Priestesses are wonderful things...)

smiley - grrThe Sheltie Goddess's Wrath!smiley - grr

'Tis very difficult to anger the Sheltie Goddess so badly that you must be punished by her, but it is possible. You will be banished from the Sacred Silver Sheltie Temple, your name never spoken within its sacred silver walls again! All that will be left of you here is a symbol to show that smiley - bleep (for your name shall not be spoken) angered the loving Sheltie Goddess beyond mortal comprehension!

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smiley - grovelPhoenix Ravenflame


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