h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

does it have either a scump (the kind R2-D2 was always hacking into) or crystle port?

A crystal one

and you need to get into which systems?

*the chrystle port glows as HDS slides a chrystle into it. HDS slaps his belt buckle and de-cloaks. In his hand is seen a hand device looking like a lightsaber, but actually being a chrystle port hacking device he aquired from some technomages*

I want to know what's in all the encoded files

*Looks at the hacking device*

Hmm got any more of those going spare

*Plugs his arm cannon into the main terminal on the bridge and engages the supremely advanced Chozo hacking mechanisms. Gets a bit further into it but not much.*

Damn, these guys have gotten better. This could take a while...

*Plugs his arm cannon into the main terminal on the bridge and engages the supremely advanced Chozo hacking mechanisms. Gets a bit further into it but not much.*

Damn, these guys have gotten better. This could take a while...

Sure

*hands the other one to Reefgirl, then plugs a small 3 cm cubed plastic cube into a power socket*

(to the box) go on Flirt, see what you can do

*the box chirps "sure" in a very femine voice*

...Of course, it's so simple! They aren't using binary, they're using the archaic hexadecimal! No one would ever figure to try that! Here, use this system to try and bypass them!...

If you say so........

*closes eyes and pokes*

*Chirp hacks whatever she was supposed to and says: now what honey?*

Honey????????????

[Chirp] that's right honey, I'm done hacking whatever it was I was hacking

[HDS] can we move along? btw, I forgot what we were doing too

I'v been around, the post must have been buried or something, a month or five ago.

who's chirp

Nice to see you back, I've been being a Jedi for a while

*The little white box in HDS's hand screams*

[Chirp] who's chirp? who's chirp! I am silly!

[HDS] Chirp here is my slightly touchy hacker droid, she's a sudectress you see, she seduces computers into doing her bidding, don'at ask me how one seduces a computer, the lst time I thought about it I couldn't sleep for days

Oh, sorry

I've totally forgotten what we're supposed to be doing

[HDS] getting at the Phazon I assume, but how?

Seems to be a $h1tl0ad in the main cargo bay, but it's heavily guarded by autoguns. We're now trying to hack the system and destroy them and find out about what else the Pirates are planning on doing.

what kind of auto guns?

Right I'll keep hacking then

Autoguns of the extremely lethal variety.