A Conversation for Commander Keen
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Afgncaap5 Posted Apr 13, 2004
*AA5's comm signal blinks with a message*
AA5-Ah! Finally. They're ready for us. We're off to F1785031?thread=407625 then.
*The ship vanishes into hyperspace*
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Afgncaap5 Posted Apr 13, 2004
KL-Burford, now that we've gotten out of the Expanse and have this Tantalus Ray experience behind us, how quickly do you think that you could reach Earth from this point?
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The Corrupt One Posted Apr 23, 2004
*Rai looks at the scene, puzzled.*
[Rai] Er...
*space continues to be silent and still*
[Rai] How about we... get some lunch, or something. I don't know. We probably won't catch up with them for a while, anyway.
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NYC Student - The innocent looking one =P Posted Apr 25, 2004
*NYC is curiously sleeping in a corner, having done nothing for quite a while*
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Dizzy H. Muffin Posted Apr 26, 2004
[And somewhere in the universe, a helicopter exists.]
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Burford Solo Posted Apr 29, 2004
Oh sure, KL, we can head straight to earth right now! Oreo, set the coordinates.
*Oreo looks blankly at Burford*
Burford: The coordinates, Oreo, the coordinates.
Oreo: Oh. Yeah. The coordinates. Right.
*Oreo looks at the controls, turns some dials to random positions and hits the "follow-the-leader" button like he always does. The invisible Millenium Teapot disappears even more and follows the last ship that hypered out of there.*
In other words, it follows AA5's ship.
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Afgncaap5 Posted May 3, 2004
FACE-Thor! Give back the remote!
Thor-I want to rewind!
FACE-No, you can watch that part again later. Stop using the pause button!
Thor-Not to ransom Mjolner and prevent Ragnarok!
Crayak-Just hand over the remote and no one gets hurt.
Rod Serling-Ragnarok's not nearly ironic enough to punish this guy to....
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The Corrupt One Posted May 11, 2004
*Sirens and alarms start to go off on the bridge of the Dancing Chimes, and the ship starts jolting violently. Rai tries to rouse NYC, fails, and stumbles his way over to the pilot seat -- er, small comfy chair. Whatever. He looks out the viewscreen and gasps.*
[Rai] IT'S A SEETHING POOL OF BACKLOG!! AAGGHHHH!
*He jams at the main shiny red button on the console, and the ship promptly vanishes into a sea of nothingness. It reappears...*
If the events you just witnessed were more than a little too weird, press 1 to have the whole thing doused in Continuity Bleach. Otherwise, press 2 to have the characters continue on their merry little way to F1785031. Have a nice day!
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NYC Student - The innocent looking one =P Posted May 28, 2004
*NYC's beeper buzzes with a text message. He perks up, pulls out his key to Corrupt's shop, and uses it on the privy door in the ship.*
...
*Ten minutes later, he fails to emerge*
F1687147?thread=345577?thread=&post=5381256
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Yowuzupman- New Top Speed 122 (thats mph you metric fools) Posted Jul 15, 2004
[Yo] Lay in a corse for Banjo-Tooie, hopefully we shall find KL there....
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Dizzy H. Muffin Posted Jul 15, 2004
[Ray Remark shortly thereafter flies into the area in the ship he stole earlier.]
[Ray] Hmm ... where to next ...
[He goes back into hyperspace.]
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- 41: Afgncaap5 (Apr 13, 2004)
- 42: Dizzy H. Muffin (Apr 13, 2004)
- 43: Afgncaap5 (Apr 13, 2004)
- 44: The Corrupt One (Apr 23, 2004)
- 45: NYC Student - The innocent looking one =P (Apr 25, 2004)
- 46: Dizzy H. Muffin (Apr 26, 2004)
- 47: Burford Solo (Apr 29, 2004)
- 48: Afgncaap5 (May 3, 2004)
- 49: The Corrupt One (May 11, 2004)
- 50: NYC Student - The innocent looking one =P (May 28, 2004)
- 51: Yowuzupman- New Top Speed 122 (thats mph you metric fools) (Jul 15, 2004)
- 52: Dizzy H. Muffin (Jul 15, 2004)
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