h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Ask Terran

*ears burning*

Terran here. You are a captain HDS

Terran

*investigates*

I'll rejoin.. but I'm only around like, once a week nowadays

Do you want your old job as tealady, starting at Mrs Doyle class of course

*Captain's bars apear on HDS's armor.*

Where do I go sir?

*gives a snappy salute to Terran*

Kitty, once a week? Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure!

*growls*


naaa... my father ted days started to fade after I'd memorised the words, pauses and hand gestures for every episode in all the series'.

I'd like to be an inquisitor of some sort maybe. Or perhaps cannon fodder? Just throw me out in front of the front line to see what kind of power the opposition have.
Yes.. Werekitty order of Cannon Fodder, 3rd Class.

It's not up to me but if you want to be incharge of the front line troops it's fine by me

Nananana. Not in charge. I just wear a crash dummy suit, waddle towards the enemy and see what happens.

Ok, go and pick up your uniform CF Werekitty

CF Werekitty (3rd Class)


*happily selects an oversized regulations helmet, an oversized khaki jacket, an oversized pair of khaki trousers, and an oversized pair of boots*



*dons them, her nose is just visible between the top of the jacket and the bottom of the helmet*

*shuffles around*

Perfect.

Suit's you

*coughs*

Thanks Guv

*a soggy cigarrette like a camel with the legs cut off pokes through the same gap as the nose. It looks impossible that it could ever be lit. Perhaps nicotine enters the blood via osmosis.*

*shuffles off*


Where's the nearest war?

*Shrugs*

Dunno

Oh!
Look over there!

*shuffles off to the nearest war*

it's good to have you back

Bah! My never left!