The h2g2 Poem
Created | Updated Jun 19, 2003
Table Manners
Life's a peach.
You could be polite, I suppose,
And mop up the juices as you go.
Or you could bite right into it
And chew and enjoy the
Succulence dribble over your chin
And all down your wrists to
Your elbows. You could even
Lick yourself clean instead of
Using a tissue afterwards.
Life's a peach.
And then you die.