h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Well, I guess she's heard you snoring, so she'll know better.

me? snoring? but I don't definitely not as loud as some EE hootoo members

Methinks you protesteth too much.

What say you, Hati?

.. me? snoring ?? I couldn't sleep for all the noise

You have a point. I've been told people are sometimes woken up by their own snoring.

mm.. yes, that could be of course surely those are other people

Oh, yes, it's always the others.

yes, your honour, the hippo pleads not guilty

snoring is overrated

and there is never hard evidence of it anyway

Hard evidence? As in felled trees?

.. as in "recording" .. snorecording so to speak

we have this ancient estonian saying in denmark comparing snoring to 'hauling a cod ashore'
(because cods on a line actually make a sound very similar to that of snoring)

by the way, speaking of snorecording: females don't snore. what you hear is the tape being rewound