h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

If you would like to join the beautiful ranks of the Buckle Bunnies, just post here!

I'm posting to say that I would not, so you can take my name off the 'maybe' list. A tad too many traditional gender roles for me.

Oooh, i would dispute that, we have Roymondo & 2legs here & various others who are not averse to a bit of wandering round the wagon wheels to see what's interesting.

OK, one can't dispute a member is a member & not a by any other name, but reckon there's room for allsorts here.

Or even pontefract cakes. Where's professor Animal; get thee to the chuck wagon with all that lickorish.

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Ahem - Rich, I'm sorry to say that I have to cancel - much as I try, I'm just not the right person for this
But I know you'll have enough buckle bunnies anyway

Tsk! Posting on a thread for new members with cancellations! What will people think

I've removed you both from the list Sorry it took time, but I have been watching badgers all weekend!

Thanks, Rich.

How did you find the badgers?

That's ok Rich, didn't expect you back before tomorrow any way. And btw, looks as if I hadn't needed to cancel, GB shot me and I'm dead anyway

EMR, it was the best weekend in a long time. I learnt everything I wanted to know, and nothing that I didn't. Absolutely marvellous - I've done a little post on another journal somewhere

Was it you she shot, Bel? I didn't realise, I got somehow distracted

Well, she didn't exactly say so, but seeing as I was the only skinny person present, who else could ot have been ?

Are you saying I'm fat?

Erm, no, but she'd never shoot you, would she ?

I don't know Bel; there are many who would, I'm sure!

There are ? Tell me who they are, and I'll teach 'em better

Hmmm, time for a new page, 'Skankyrich's Security Guards'

Imagine me as your security guard, keeping all the buckle bunnies away from you ( for completely unselfish reasons ) - they'd tear me to pieces

Rival factions! You never know what a desperate buckle bunny might do, you know...

that's what I meant - and as your security guard, I would have to keep them off you - for reasons of security, naturally

Even in cyberspace, it's a very tempting offer I'd have to defend the security guard from the angry mob, though; it could get confusing. You could always simply guard my tent, if you made sure the zip was always secure from the inside, you'd know I was safe

Hmmm, now that is tempting indeed
Maybe I could be convinced to apply for a job as your security guard - depends on what you can offer as 'payment'

Well, there's obviously 24 hour access to my tent - you'd have to ensure I was absolutely safe all the time, you see - though whether that's a perk or an inconvenience is a matter for you to debate with yourself. There would also be a lot of frisking involved, obviously. And you'd have to restrain me from drunkenly flirting with Roymondo by whatever means you feel is most appropriate

I'm sure we could negotiate on the finer details