h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*strides in*

Morning all. I hope you're all well. I hereby call the first meeting of the Special Forces HQ officially open. We will now be hearing suggestions from the floor.

Oh, and try not to get burn marks on the table. It's real old oak you know.

*walks in*
Ah I see you found the place. How do you like it?
*looks away for a moment in thought*
I'll have to put your name on the list of being able to change the HQ sooner or later.

Yay!

It's very to my liking thanks Anole. I especially like the dragon sized mini-bar you put in the corner.

anyone?

I did?

Well, if you didn't then there are some generous builders around here.

Uh, let me check the place again.

*runs in*
hi i herd the words minibar
*turns head*
ooh snacks

I tought you were fighting! You won't use the minibar until you are done!

Who's fighting who? I want to watch!!

What! What!
Do you have some teleportation device or what?
Have you both the ubiquity talent?

teleportation potions cause im a dab hand at potions

I'm just every where and no where, either that or you are just hallucinating that I'm here

*walks out with the minibar*

*replaces the minibar

.... Riiiiiiiight

its the teleportation potion it disorientaiyes you
*walks in to door frame and topples to the floor asleep*

*draws on kipper with permanent marker*

*mumbles in sleep (somthing about pinaplle chunks

*tars and feathers*

*fades away*