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Reefgirl (Brunel Baby) Started conversation Apr 3, 2006
Bummocks
I heard this on Sarah Kennedy's radio show a few years ago, it was a word invented by a four year old boy to express frustration but not get him into trouble for swearing
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azahar Posted Apr 3, 2006
Good one, Reefgirl. If others end up posting their suggestions here I can then edit the page to include them all. But we can start with yours. 
az
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Hypatia Posted Apr 3, 2006
This one isn't original with me - my husband used it all the time. He replaced the f word with fenoble.
So, what the fenoble!
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Noggin the Nog Posted Apr 3, 2006
That old Slde Prison fvourite "Naff off!" could be up for a comeback.
Noggin
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Baron Grim Posted Apr 3, 2006
I'll be Red Dwarfing it..
Smeg this! Smeggin' Smeghead!
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Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences Posted Apr 3, 2006
Well, the Doctor Who fans amoungst us have 'cruk!', as used by Ace Benny et al instead of the one beginning with f.
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azahar Posted Apr 3, 2006
I'm afraid you'll need to explain that one a bit further, DrV 
az
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Apr 3, 2006
It's a Monty Python sketch along the lines of...
"The following words are not to be used again in this programme:"
B*M
B*TTY
P*X
KN*CKERS
KN*CKERS
W**-W**
SEMPRINI
"Semprini?"
"Right, get out! Go on!"
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Apr 3, 2006
There is a sketch from Bottom I could reference as well, but I don't know if I can get it past the filter...
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STRANGELY STRANGE ( A brain on a spring ) Posted Apr 3, 2006
Farp!
...meaning a botty burp!
It still sounds similar when you say it.
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Apr 3, 2006
Oh well, here goes...
Richie: Splice my sausages!
Eddie: Cor lumme!
Richie: Christmas pudding!
Eddie: Blood and stomach pills!
Richie: Hey, Eddie!
Eddie: What?
Richie: We really know how to swear, don't we?
Eddie: You 
ing well hit the right on the nail there, you ing
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lil ~ Auntie Giggles with added login ~ returned Posted Apr 3, 2006
Farkin' heck who kicked the warlocks in the horlicks and began frelling all over the place??
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swl Posted Apr 3, 2006
What about people's names?
Will I be able to talk about Alan B'stard MP ?
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- 1: Reefgirl (Brunel Baby) (Apr 3, 2006)
- 2: azahar (Apr 3, 2006)
- 3: Hypatia (Apr 3, 2006)
- 4: Noggin the Nog (Apr 3, 2006)
- 5: Noggin the Nog (Apr 3, 2006)
- 6: Baron Grim (Apr 3, 2006)
- 7: Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences (Apr 3, 2006)
- 8: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Apr 3, 2006)
- 9: azahar (Apr 3, 2006)
- 10: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Apr 3, 2006)
- 11: Baron Grim (Apr 3, 2006)
- 12: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Apr 3, 2006)
- 13: STRANGELY STRANGE ( A brain on a spring ) (Apr 3, 2006)
- 14: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Apr 3, 2006)
- 15: KB (Apr 3, 2006)
- 16: lil ~ Auntie Giggles with added login ~ returned (Apr 3, 2006)
- 17: KB (Apr 3, 2006)
- 18: swl (Apr 3, 2006)
- 19: Researcher 3547123 (Apr 3, 2006)
- 20: lil ~ Auntie Giggles with added login ~ returned (Apr 3, 2006)
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