h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

>sigh< The meaning of life has nothing at all to do with cheese - especially Edam cheese which is not a cheese at all it is so full of holes rather like the EU constitution which has so many holes you could drive the Labour Party through it blindfold which they are or at least their minds are but ... I digress ... I do not mean to be political for the meaning of life has nothing to do with politics or religion or even sex it has more to do with music, motorcycles and mandolins without which life would no longer have any meaning whatsover - especially for lovers of music, motorcycles and mandolins or dare I suggest - mandolinists?

what about banjos??

well i suppose they're kind of like mandolins, only not . . . i mean, captain corelli's banjo just doesn't have the same ring to it somehow, does it?

suppose it's better than captain corelli's mop

or captain correlli's . . . hey wait a minute! that's it! i found the meaning of life! yay i'm a genius! oh no wait . . . no i didn't, that was something else . . .

i hate to think what your thinking of

and yet i still really want to know

ah well, good things come to those who wait.



p.s. i found the little thing with the sort of raffiawork base that has an attachment - apparently its a small purple bird that rattles and is from 'el shrimp bucket: seafood restaurant, cancun, mexico'

p.p.s. so there

so i now have to be jealous of a little bird rather than a chair?

well, i'm not sitting on the little bird. the chair, on the other hand, is still here, and i'm still sitting on it.

and to that i know not what to say

i don't know either. there is a great confusion. i saw the lucky sheep comment by the way . . .

danm, thought i might get away with that one

unfortunately, one must remember that are very stupid. they follow each other everywhere. even to the toilet. , on the other hand, they are scarily smart.

your knowledge of sheep scares me,

pray tell, are you origenally from aberdeen??

noo, my family is originally from paisley. i, however, am slightly more exotic. i was born on an raf base in germanland.

good job im not jewish....

*considers last statement*

......for more than one reason

oh dear.

ouch.

it really does make your stomach turn, THE THOUGHT OF IT even

*wimpers in a corner*

*pats sympathetically on head*

sshhh, there there.