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Guffy the Ozone Slayer Posted Aug 11, 2003
Oi 
, just look at the length of the grass in this garden! I'm sure there's a small crop circle in the corner, or is that where Cuddly fell over streaking? 
. I'll just get my lawnmower, soon have this place tidied up. Any chance of a 
while i'm doin it??? ;-0
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cuddlywolf~manageress~of~the~functionroom~28 weeks 12 to go! Posted Aug 11, 2003
yamyam hey i saw that 
u saying me butt is on the parger side 
ova here u missed a bit of long grass hun lol..
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Guffy the Ozone Slayer Posted Aug 11, 2003
I can't comment on the size of yor butt Cuddly, 
, after all i did miss your streak...How's the grass looking now i've finished?, and is that a water feature in the corner or are the drains blocked again?
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KNight BLUENOSELD, landlord and GOD of The Boars Head A1042534 United Friends Minister of Self Rigtheousness Posted Aug 11, 2003
here yam yam you cheeky 
the garden could always be better, might try some new fence paneling and extend the patio, maybe put down a bit of pebbling what do you reckon?
Cuddly remembere there are also CCTV cameras out here as well you know, mind you i see that the bumps got a bit of a tan as well
Regards BN.xxx
ps: 
for you both.
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Guffy the Ozone Slayer Posted Aug 13, 2003
CCTV cameras? OHHH sh!t 
How much do you want for yesterdays tape ? 
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cuddlywolf~manageress~of~the~functionroom~28 weeks 12 to go! Posted Aug 14, 2003
yamyam that u flashing ur butt again hun wolf whistle and u still missed a corner out looks a bit bushy ova there
hi thanx for the drinks
i know where ur cctv cams r peeking out being nosey so i sprayed em wiv silly string
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cuddlywolf~manageress~of~the~functionroom~28 weeks 12 to go! Posted Aug 14, 2003
peace to chill out get a bit of sun 
not to mention a few chilled nude even no looking cctv cams weg!
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Guffy the Ozone Slayer Posted Aug 14, 2003
Cuddly, i'm not going in that corner, there's a 
in the bush, i thought i'd found his web until you mentioned silly string 
. Prehaps we can get Xian to spray im with her peach air freshener, it won't kill im but he will go away 'cos people'll think he's a 
, ha ha.
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cuddlywolf~manageress~of~the~functionroom~28 weeks 12 to go! Posted Aug 14, 2003
yamyam heres a few thats b 
did u say 
>> 
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KNight BLUENOSELD, landlord and GOD of The Boars Head A1042534 United Friends Minister of Self Rigtheousness Posted Aug 14, 2003
oh dont worry about its only fred, he is my pet wolf spider and he wont bite
AAAARRRRGGGGGGHHHHH!!! come on who didnt put the sunlounger away, ive just fallen over it
ar not thats better
Regards BN.xxx
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cuddlywolf~manageress~of~the~functionroom~28 weeks 12 to go! Posted Aug 14, 2003
ooops that was meeeee leaving things lying around as usual have u seen my shoes ? i dont like hairy they could crawl up me leg whilst sunbathing
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Guffy the Ozone Slayer Posted Aug 14, 2003
can't find your shoes, but i found your undies under the bench, when i did the lawn . 's pet spiddy is back in it's cage on the end of the bar now, just buy it a bag of 
and it wont bother you
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cuddlywolf~manageress~of~the~functionroom~28 weeks 12 to go! Posted Aug 14, 2003
yamyam wondered where they went <crisps. for the it better no bite then would u like summit to drink
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Guffy the Ozone Slayer Posted Aug 14, 2003
i'd love a , an some flies an' onion flavoured crisps for 's pet spiddy
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cuddlywolf~manageress~of~the~functionroom~28 weeks 12 to go! Posted Aug 14, 2003
yamyam sure hun sum but hmmm cant find those favours behind the bar area why not feed the pet some drink hehehe
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KNight BLUENOSELD, landlord and GOD of The Boars Head A1042534 United Friends Minister of Self Rigtheousness Posted Aug 14, 2003
hey now behave and stop trying to get fred 
it wont work, besides that he likes to drink the tears from ladies eyes
You may as well of guessed that yam yam is currently at mine at the moment and keeps commandeering the keyboard
for you and the bump, and for us
Regards BN.xxx
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cuddlywolf~manageress~of~the~functionroom~28 weeks 12 to go! Posted Aug 15, 2003
would get plenty from me then 
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KNight BLUENOSELD, landlord and GOD of The Boars Head A1042534 United Friends Minister of Self Rigtheousness Posted Aug 16, 2003
cuddly you have to understand that the more you the more fred will be around looking to drink those tears, so 
have this tissue and dry your eyes, he will soon go away to his corner
I trust that you like surrealism?
Regards BN.xxx
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cuddlywolf~manageress~of~the~functionroom~28 weeks 12 to go! Posted Aug 16, 2003
thanx for the tissu hun used the whole box up yesterday feel better now
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