A Conversation for The Boars Head
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KNight BLUENOSELD, landlord and GOD of The Boars Head A1042534 United Friends Minister of Self Rigtheousness Posted Jul 19, 2003
here Malo, ive just been clouted with a wet 
, i mean the least 
could of done was to of brought us some 
what do you reckon?
Regards BN
.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Jul 19, 2003
hi mystic martin i think the show is 
.
i love haggis and i love the idea of a tartan g-string. i would love to have one myself.
kat
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~~Insomniac.Vampire~~ Posted Jul 19, 2003
Hiya Midnight
for you 
and a good evening to you
Kat (whatsyourname, its too long i forgot the rest of it) 
lol
ok ok is Awol here?? my smileys have shrunk! lmao
give me back a full size now!!!
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KNight BLUENOSELD, landlord and GOD of The Boars Head A1042534 United Friends Minister of Self Rigtheousness Posted Jul 19, 2003
Hey 
you could always do a double act together and dont worry about the cost, i'll just supply you with ABnegs for the next year
but not tonight as i aint moving from here.
Go and ask tell you what get some for Malo and me and a cider for Kat, theres a good girl
fondest
of course BN.xxx
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KNight BLUENOSELD, landlord and GOD of The Boars Head A1042534 United Friends Minister of Self Rigtheousness Posted Jul 19, 2003
Hey you could always do a double act together and dont worry about the cost, i'll just supply you with ABnegs for the next year but not tonight as i aint moving from here.
Go and ask tell you what get some for Malo and me and a cider for Kat, theres a good girl
fondest of course BN.xxx
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~~Insomniac.Vampire~~ Posted Jul 19, 2003
is there a magician in the house?? i got my proper smileys back! shame the systems gone slow now though!
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Researcher 234607 Posted Jul 19, 2003
welcome FANS lmao...hope u enjoy the show....
im going to start with something a wee bit fast to get u all in the mood, so the song is a dance track...
here we go...
"totty slides sexily over to the pole in the middle of the stage, grabs it tightly with both hands lol...spins round and shakes her booty at the cheering crowd lol...she then places one thigh round the pole and spins the other way...shaking her tassles all the way lmao
now for a bit of sexy crawling along the floor to the front of the stage, gets up and shakes her top-half at the audience ...arrgghhhhhh where my left tassle flew too!!!! 
awww well may aswell take the other one of aswell then eh.....WHO WANTS IT?????
she trots back to the pole for the final chorus of the track...wraps both thighs round the pole and swings upside down...then does the splits to finish......
next dance in a few mins
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Reality Manipulator Posted Jul 19, 2003
bn do i go and ask insomniac to give you, malo and me some cider .
donna it looks very complicated and i have never managed to do the splits.
kat
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Researcher 234607 Posted Jul 19, 2003
ooohhh well thanks BN for the 20 note...i recon the bossman malo should double it!!! lmao
can i get a 
before my next dance please??
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Researcher 234607 Posted Jul 19, 2003
kat...
well i managed the splits no problem...but my g-string was right up my 
ing ass whilst doing it!!!! lmao 
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Midnight Angel (ACE / G~A / GODDESS) Posted Jul 19, 2003
hi Kat 
Vamp hiya 
for the bubbly
in your mush and a nice cream 
now get your own drink you cheeky
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~~Insomniac.Vampire~~ Posted Jul 19, 2003
Kat
===
no worries on me
======
off im nobodies skivvy get them yourself, i payed for them get our drinks and do your job taking and spite as always
**takes my , 
to sit in dark corner and grumble about the lack of service in here**
Haggis
======
come on girl im missing my film 
sing
or something
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Mystic Martin Posted Jul 19, 2003
Woooooo!! (thunderousapplausesmiley)more! more! (slobberinginanelysmiley), the drinks are on me!
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KNight BLUENOSELD, landlord and GOD of The Boars Head A1042534 United Friends Minister of Self Rigtheousness Posted Jul 19, 2003
well if you do Kat you may as well ask her to fetch TOTTYs as well, just watch out for her fangs, they are nearly as sharp as her wit(i hope i put that down right)
AS for the splits, no thank you i have to walk afterwards
Regards BN.xxx
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Researcher 234607 Posted Jul 19, 2003
hahahahahaha calm down martin...lol...if thats what ur like after one dance i hate to think what ul be like at the end of the night lol
errr can the ladies present coment on the dance then???
kat, angel, vamp...what dya think so far???? lol
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- 43: KNight BLUENOSELD, landlord and GOD of The Boars Head A1042534 United Friends Minister of Self Rigtheousness (Jul 19, 2003)
- 44: Reality Manipulator (Jul 19, 2003)
- 45: ~~Insomniac.Vampire~~ (Jul 19, 2003)
- 46: Reality Manipulator (Jul 19, 2003)
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- 48: KNight BLUENOSELD, landlord and GOD of The Boars Head A1042534 United Friends Minister of Self Rigtheousness (Jul 19, 2003)
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- 50: KNight BLUENOSELD, landlord and GOD of The Boars Head A1042534 United Friends Minister of Self Rigtheousness (Jul 19, 2003)
- 51: ~~Insomniac.Vampire~~ (Jul 19, 2003)
- 52: Researcher 234607 (Jul 19, 2003)
- 53: Reality Manipulator (Jul 19, 2003)
- 54: Researcher 234607 (Jul 19, 2003)
- 55: Researcher 234607 (Jul 19, 2003)
- 56: Midnight Angel (ACE / G~A / GODDESS) (Jul 19, 2003)
- 57: ~~Insomniac.Vampire~~ (Jul 19, 2003)
- 58: Mystic Martin (Jul 19, 2003)
- 59: KNight BLUENOSELD, landlord and GOD of The Boars Head A1042534 United Friends Minister of Self Rigtheousness (Jul 19, 2003)
- 60: Researcher 234607 (Jul 19, 2003)
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