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KNight BLUENOSELD, landlord and GOD of The Boars Head A1042534 United Friends Minister of Self Rigtheousness Posted Jul 19, 2003
Hey TOTTY ive given you 
£20, now get on with the show
Puts next cd on 
as always BN
.xxx
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Reality Manipulator Posted Jul 19, 2003
bnthank you for the 
good night chelle.
kat
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Researcher 234607 Posted Jul 19, 2003
well i need ur assistance for this BN...ur gonna be my pole 
"totty grabs BN from his chair and stands him in the middle of the stage (keep ur arms by urside at ALL times!! )
she then swings her tush from side to side, whilst slowly walking round BN...she wraps one thigh round his waist, throws her head back and does a shimmy...dont worry tho BN..the tassles have been SUPERGLUED on 
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KNight BLUENOSELD, landlord and GOD of The Boars Head A1042534 United Friends Minister of Self Rigtheousness Posted Jul 19, 2003
well dont mind me if i get bored stiff
(Remember must keep arms by my side, fat chance of that
)
as always BN.xxx
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Researcher 234607 Posted Jul 19, 2003
hahahahahaha
i cant even reply to that...no comment on how bored stiff u are!!! lol
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KNight BLUENOSELD, landlord and GOD of The Boars Head A1042534 United Friends Minister of Self Rigtheousness Posted Jul 19, 2003
you are probably best well advised not to respond to that either, now on with the show
as always BN.xxx
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Researcher 234607 Posted Jul 19, 2003
hmmmm what u wanting a private dance like?? 
cos it appears its only u n me here!!!! the sight of my tassles flying off have scared everyone away
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KNight BLUENOSELD, landlord and GOD of The Boars Head A1042534 United Friends Minister of Self Rigtheousness Posted Jul 19, 2003
well the title of the cd that i put on was "private dancer" by tina turner
Cor does it normally take this long to arouse your prey
Do not worry as i do not have any white socks on
as always BN.xxx
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Researcher 234607 Posted Jul 19, 2003
im a private dancer, dancer for money, ill do what u want me to do well it goes something like that hey!!!
hmmmmm i no a man in white socks..where? there over there!!! well u better not have white socks on, ul cramp my style!!! lmftopmpl
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KNight BLUENOSELD, landlord and GOD of The Boars Head A1042534 United Friends Minister of Self Rigtheousness Posted Jul 19, 2003
now then i am trying to debate as to wether i am a masochist or not, ie: trying to decipher if i have gone all limp or that your singing has somehow in some depraved way acted as an aphrodisiac
So tell me whats wrong with white socks, hold on i think that i am 
having a bit of a problem with the old eye sight
as always BN.xxx
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Researcher 234607 Posted Jul 19, 2003
pmpl so my singing is an aphrodisiac now whatever u say man!!! u need ur hearing aid checked me thinks
ill stick to what im good at...and dancings not it either
hmmm white socks?? 
nothing wrong with them WHEN THERE STUFFED IN A DRAWER OUTTA THE WAY lol hahaha 
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Researcher 224352 Posted Jul 19, 2003
best lock up for the night, cant wait to count my 
profit
Malo 
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Researcher 234607 Posted Jul 19, 2003
what about totty mudwrestling JUST KIDDING!!!! lmaopmpl
<u better not have been filming me up the back bossman...dont want to frighten everyone for gods sake lol
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BIRIYANI RETURNS Posted Jul 19, 2003
av i missed owt in ere ???....whens the pole dancin start ???..
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BIRIYANI RETURNS Posted Jul 19, 2003
in ell....sorry i was late,not been home long....i wont ask again then,dont want folk to think im a dirty old brown raincoat kinda guy...
btw,dont answer that !!!!!
R WE WAZZZLED TONIGHT AS WELL THEN ??
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Researcher 234607 Posted Jul 19, 2003
lmftopmpl thats exactly what i imagined u to look like
nope..completelly sober!!!
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BIRIYANI RETURNS Posted Jul 19, 2003
UUHHHMMMMM,now now now,ya 4got the string round as a belt...lol....brb,just gettin my noodles ready,,,sip on this a bit,,,
x10
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Researcher 234607 Posted Jul 19, 2003
oohhhhh 
for the all that dancing and singing has left me parched
u been working tonight then
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Researcher 224352 Posted Jul 19, 2003
hmmmmmmm thought i had locked up in here
lock up after you have finished in here you two want the lights off?
night night
Malo
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- 121: KNight BLUENOSELD, landlord and GOD of The Boars Head A1042534 United Friends Minister of Self Rigtheousness (Jul 19, 2003)
- 122: Reality Manipulator (Jul 19, 2003)
- 123: Researcher 234607 (Jul 19, 2003)
- 124: KNight BLUENOSELD, landlord and GOD of The Boars Head A1042534 United Friends Minister of Self Rigtheousness (Jul 19, 2003)
- 125: Researcher 234607 (Jul 19, 2003)
- 126: KNight BLUENOSELD, landlord and GOD of The Boars Head A1042534 United Friends Minister of Self Rigtheousness (Jul 19, 2003)
- 127: Researcher 234607 (Jul 19, 2003)
- 128: KNight BLUENOSELD, landlord and GOD of The Boars Head A1042534 United Friends Minister of Self Rigtheousness (Jul 19, 2003)
- 129: Researcher 234607 (Jul 19, 2003)
- 130: KNight BLUENOSELD, landlord and GOD of The Boars Head A1042534 United Friends Minister of Self Rigtheousness (Jul 19, 2003)
- 131: Researcher 234607 (Jul 19, 2003)
- 132: Researcher 224352 (Jul 19, 2003)
- 133: Researcher 234607 (Jul 19, 2003)
- 134: BIRIYANI RETURNS (Jul 19, 2003)
- 135: Researcher 234607 (Jul 19, 2003)
- 136: BIRIYANI RETURNS (Jul 19, 2003)
- 137: Researcher 234607 (Jul 19, 2003)
- 138: BIRIYANI RETURNS (Jul 19, 2003)
- 139: Researcher 234607 (Jul 19, 2003)
- 140: Researcher 224352 (Jul 19, 2003)
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