A Conversation for The Boars Head

The Lady's Rest Room

Post 1

Researcher 224352


Welcome to the Lady's Rest Room, smiley - smiley

For Your Comfort, These Toilets are checked every hour smiley - smiley

malo


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Post 2

KNight BLUENOSELD, landlord and GOD of The Boars Head A1042534 United Friends Minister of Self Rigtheousness

Tut tut tut Malo, the first thing i need to do is remove all these hidden cameras that you have installed, i really don't know why you put them in here, unless its for your other business (whoops i let that one slip didnt i)? Ok ladies it's now safe to come and use the facilities, cor if word got out about thissmiley - biggrin


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Post 3

Researcher 224352

oi blue, if you wonna start n keep this job then just keep shtum oksmiley - grr lol smiley - run

Malo
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Post 4

KNight BLUENOSELD, landlord and GOD of The Boars Head A1042534 United Friends Minister of Self Rigtheousness

smiley - whistleWhats all that about then Malo? ireally don't know what you're on about smiley - smiley(phew, i think i just scraped that onesmiley - steam).
Now that you are here, top of the morning to you sir, come over to the bar smiley - oj waiting for you, least i can do for you given the time of day.
Regards smiley - blue.
Oooh silly me, i better just go check on the cellar smiley - run


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Post 5

Researcher 224352

hello blue hope your not gonna spend all your morning breaks in heresmiley - smiley well dont let me hold you up from your worksmiley - run
Malo
smiley - rainbow


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Post 6

KNight BLUENOSELD, landlord and GOD of The Boars Head A1042534 United Friends Minister of Self Rigtheousness

Well lets be honest, ladies rest rooms are always better than blokes bogs, no fear of me being in here unless invited, far too much to do, lots more rooms to attend to as well you know.
So where's all the staff anyhow, i haven't seen any, or does this mean i have to employ some new ones smiley - cool.
I do have one question though, can you please explaing why you are frequenting this particular room again (very quickly looks for more hidden cameras - oh good i must of caught him before he puts some more in)?
Regards as always BNsmiley - blue, come to the bar and i'll sort out a drink for you.


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Post 7

Researcher 224352

thought you knew i was leaving hiring staff to yousmiley - smiley n as for coing back in here i was looking for you. i know you like the womans rest room more than the gentssmiley - laugh i'll be along to the bar soon just gonna get to the celler n see if you sorted that out n got rid of the drunk who was pissing every where down theresmiley - run

Malo
smiley - rainbow


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Post 8

KNight BLUENOSELD, landlord and GOD of The Boars Head A1042534 United Friends Minister of Self Rigtheousness

Lets just say its a good job i did sort out the drunkard, he was just about to play fireman all over the barrels, i was in to minds to feed him to the smiley - vampire.
I was only in the ladies rest room myself because the toilets were rammed with toilet tissue, well you know what the alleged fairer sex are like smiley - weird.
Right then i'll catch you later so enjoy yourself, regards BNsmiley - blue.


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Post 9

Researcher 224352

well he once told me thats how he filled up the kegs in the folders arms, thank god i never drank in theresmiley - smiley so who you shur it was
tissue, n not the other sanatery things they usesmiley - yuk anyway lock up before you go my taxis heresmiley - run

malo
smiley - rainbow


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Post 10

KNight BLUENOSELD, landlord and GOD of The Boars Head A1042534 United Friends Minister of Self Rigtheousness

I would hope not, as i have arranged for the proper disposal bins for those, besides the tissue was a nice lilac colour.
Taxi's now, whats going on, where is your chaufer and stretch limo? i would have thought that a man of your calibre, could have it no other way, or are you trying to see how the other half live? smiley - laugh.
I'm sure you don't have to remind me that i need to lock up, besides ive put the smiley - vampire on nighttime survelance.
Regards BNsmiley - blue.


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Post 11

Researcher 224352

chaufer and stretch limo are at the misses disposal today so im roughing it lmao, so you had a good look at the blockage to figur it was infact tolet tissue?smiley - laugh
good thinking about putting the vampsmiley - bleep on night watchsmiley - laugh
see ya soon got to smiley - peacedove busy busy busy bee is mesmiley - biggrin

Malo
smiley - rainbow


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Post 12

KNight BLUENOSELD, landlord and GOD of The Boars Head A1042534 United Friends Minister of Self Rigtheousness

No probs ive got it all sorted out now, oh well nothing else to do in here i must go and check the bar.

Catch you later and the gents lav is next door, not that you dont already know this

Regards BNsmiley - blue.


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Post 13

Researcher 224352

would be a good idea to cheek the bar blue. i mean after all you are the BAR MAN it beats me how i always find you in the ladies rest room smiley - grr lol

Malo
smiley - rainbow


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Post 14

KNight BLUENOSELD, landlord and GOD of The Boars Head A1042534 United Friends Minister of Self Rigtheousness

smiley - smiley well lets be honest here, the ladies is the only place i can find you recently, that's why you locate me here?

Anyway whats this barman mallarky, have i already been demotedsmiley - erm? I might just as well serve myself then smiley - ale<alesmiley - alesmiley - alesmiley - ale oh look express worthers for barmen only, now how did they appearsmiley - whistle.
BNsmiley - blue.


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Post 15

Researcher 224352

blue wen i built the boars head i forgot to build myself an office, will have to build extension wen i get round to it in mean time this will be my makeshift officesmiley - smiley i would use the gents rest room but smells a bit in there n the floors always wet smiley - grr whers the flaming cleanerssmiley - huh

Malo
smiley - rainbow


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Post 16

KNight BLUENOSELD, landlord and GOD of The Boars Head A1042534 United Friends Minister of Self Rigtheousness

Hi Malo, still working on the cleaners, i am fed up of wearing marigolds and cleaning up after all these smiley - bleep's.smiley - winkeye

This office of yours, would that be the secret room behind the stalls perchance?

Right then i shall catch you later regards BNsmiley - blue.


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Post 17

Researcher 224352

well you look great in marigolds smiley - winkeye what secret room? whats this i have in my hand? looks like a p45,,, do you want it? now get out my office clean it wen im not heresmiley - grrsmiley - laugh

Malo
smiley - rainbow


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Post 18

KNight BLUENOSELD, landlord and GOD of The Boars Head A1042534 United Friends Minister of Self Rigtheousness

P45 smiley - erm no you are ok, i will let you keep it, mind you i will gladly have a nice smiley - 2cents bonus smiley - biggrin.


I think someone doesn't like the fact i know where all the secrets are, could be something to do with obtaining the blue printssmiley - smiley.

smiley - ale for and laters then yeah BNsmiley - blue.


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Post 19

miss.shy...this life??

smiley - yikes

mem in the ladies

smiley - run


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Post 20

miss.shy...this life??

men i mean smiley - laugh


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