h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Oh yes and the certainly does help, I wouldn't dare attempt the time warp of I weren't cause I'd break every bone in my body, at least the , takes away the pain! lol

lmao, it would take more that a few to get me to attemt it i need all my energy to get to the bar anyway lmao. so what you into then besides rocky horror?

Malo

hey sian im bloody good at the timewarp with or without booze!!!! lmfto malo just says he cant do it but its just cos he doesnt want to admit to being an old fogey lol

ohhh hiya malo didnae see u there!!!! lol

Donna

lmao so what your saying mean you have to be a olf fogey to do the time warp?! lol .
I love the Macarena and the music man, now them I can do lmao!!!

Malo

lol you're terrible .
Anything with Tim Curry in it! 13 Ghosts, The Lord of the Rings, 5th Element, American Pie 1 & 2 stuff like that, you?!

oi.. ill bed ur pardon lol im not an old fogey...thats malo!! pmpl

Ah nah you're right Malo is the old fogey and u r the REALLY acient biddy! lmao

ancient even!

toots

i know you didnt see me here wen you get to my age no takes a blind bit of notice of ya lmaopmp, it's good in a way cos you can do things your not get away with wen your younger lol. can blame it on my age lol your not that far behind me though toots lol bet you cant do the time warp either your just saying that lol,


tiff
i like tim currys films think he's a great comic actor, i like horror films scifi fantasy n all that
love music big robbie fan but shhhhhhhhh i didnt addmit to that lol



toots go to boars head n get me n tiff a nice theres a good girl lol oh get yourself a coke and a pack of while your there


Malo

Malo

Ain't owt wrong with the Robster...a bit pompous but then again its his muic I like not him! lol

malo...

oi u cheeky barsteward ur ancient compaired to me!!! nah ur not really much older than me just over a decade thats all!!! hahaha and go and get ur drinks urself..im not ur slave...im ur lapdancer remember!!! lol

sian....

oohhhhhh hes one sexy er mmmmmm err thats robbie im on about not malo!!!! pmpl but malos not too bad looking..as far as old geezers go!!!!! hahahaha `WEG` lol

aww malo malo malo im just kidding sweety pie lol dont get all moody ur still my strawberry lol

13 years older isnt that much is it? lol your a cheecky anyway take this
and this you know im a you have seen my pic n you over it ya now be a good girl n get me n tiff the order i'll have a pint of n tiff will have a bottle of
you say your a lap dancer in boars head but you aint done all in there so far you lazy fart lol,

Malo



tiff

erm dont get me wrong i only like robbies music to lmaopmp, toots thinks i look a bit like him lmao from the back anyway lmao

Malo

Donna

Arghhhhh! you're a lap dancer?! EURGH! !! lmao .
Anyhows be a good girl and get my and Malo's in...who know we may even wedge a fiver in you clevage! lmao .

Malo

You look ilke Robbie from the back?! What all hairy and wobbly?! YUK! lmao .

yeah tiff you tell the totster i aint wedging a fiver of mine anywhere on her persons,
you can iff you like tiff you have the not me
n no i dont look like robbie from the back wen he was all fat n wobbly lol
Malo

Malo

Ew no I will donate the to wedge in her but I ain't doing it...might be all mould and fungus growing there!! lmafo !!!
What do you mean when Robbie WAS fat n wobbly?! He still is! lol

hey tiff, dont be unkind to the robster
tiff i thought you ment wedge the in her mouth to shut her up she still aint got us are n looks like i'll have to go hey?....


wasnt long was i? here your go tiff

Malo

Malo, they Robster is horrid! .
Oh yes well I could shove the in that big gob of Toots but I don't think would be enough...I would probably need 1 million to fill her gob and quite frankly she ain't worth it! lmafo.

Eyyyyyy! Good chap I say good chap, bottoms up !

I couldn't get served at the bar, cause I order a but called it a stuffdrink...darn! !!!

true tiff, n whos to say a million would be enough, lets do what we alwas do n cock a deaf un lmao, dont you woryy bout going to the bar i got you one in n lay off the robster or i'll have to play him on the dukebox

Malo

Malo, my god we'd need all the money in the world to fit that gob. It would make a great giant safe for this world! .
Aye well I guess that's me sorted for the night then, I'll have 100x when you next go to get the round in...! lol .
Oh no heaven forbid, please don't play that doinker on the jukebox...why no play the cheeky girls?! lol

tiff i'll get you if you want but may i sugest you try a instead right gonna play robbie now, you only have yourself to blame your all the cheeky girl i need lmao oh n im keeping my will never get it back from toots
Malo

I just want something to drink!!! !!! .

Oh no....argh! You've smashed all my windows now playiny the Robster! .