h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

OK Serenity, The PC should have told you exactly how much disc space it recovered on completition of the Cclean
If it took a long time to do the clean, that meant that it had a lot of stuff to get rid of

You should notice the difference, if not, then you need more memory
Smudger,

Did we not manage to get a new thread up and running for the tea shop? and this thread missed the partys for mine and Helens birthdays..

hi marc.

we had a bit of a do in the knocking shoppe.

we never got round to starting a new thread

youve all missed my birthday as well and i only have one a year not like the Queen she has two lucky bitch

never mind she did put on trooping the colour for me at least i think it was for me lol

pity i had to eat all the drink all the myself but i enjoyed it
jinty

didnt you save a slice for the queen???

Jinty.....erm,,,soz hun,,,,a belated HAPPY BIRTHDAY,,I hope a bribe ofx 10 will do ???

MMMMMMM this place sure gets busy think i will have to book an appointment for next time i want to come..
strolls over to piano in corner.. You must remember this a kiss is just a kiss a smile is just a smile....i know the tune just can`t remember the words...hopefully someone will pass by this way and have a sing song with me..
IAN (cross head)

play it again sam

Of all the bars, in all the pubs, in all the world you had to walk into mine..I must ahve been playing the right tune then..we lucky the bulldozers where just about to knock this place down as a deric deliri del...empty building..lol..
her name was lola she was a show girl but that was thirty years ago when they used to have a show, now it`s a but not for lola still in the dress she used to wear, faded feathers in her, she sits there so refined and drinks herself half blind....

They were young and they had each other ,who could ask for more at the Copa, Copacabana,the hottest spot north of Havana,at the Copa,Copacabana ,they fell in love lalalala deh dah de dah dum lalalalala It's quite cheery in here tonight xxx

where is my umbrella

happy belated birthday Jinty

it was months ago

Was it ? Well happy belated birthday Jinty xx As for your umbrella Helen,I don't think you brought it you know !!! Sad cos.........you could do with it now.... Raindrops are falling on my head,and just like the guy who's feet are too big for his bed,nothing seems to fit lalalalalalallalallalallalalalallalala dah de dah dum deh dah la la la You'll get to enjoy my voice,eventually you know hahahahhahaha Everyone join in lalalalallalla la deh dah de dum xxxx

where is that umbrella smiley when you need it?

I have no idea Helen,I haven't got it ! Honestly !! hahahahahhahahha xxx

its ok pinky.. it didnt rain very much

i DO REQUESTS IF YOU AVE ANY..ooops one request don`t shout..hahahahaha..Hi Jackie and Helen..
Zoo time is she and you time the mammals are your favourite type, you really want her tonight, heartbeat increasing heartbeat as 20 cannibals have hold of you they need their protien just like you do...
(coss head) Ian

I have a request Ian ! Can you sing Farther Away @ The farther away the better hahahahahhaha Oh ,don't sulk now,I was only joking,I think you've got a pretty voice xxx Sing me a Beatles song,anyone I'm not bothered which xxxxx Hi Helen,( did you find that umberella?) hahahahhahahahahhaha Love Pinky xxx