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>>>wud any1 like me services

staff wages time
money money money... im in the money..

i suppose i better do some work now and look as if im worth it










i hope that is enough to keep us going for a while.
i better clean up now.

sweep sweep
scrub scrub
wash up
wipe tables
i need a break now


i hope everyone is happy and keeping well.

h

by the way.

ive just been looking thru the last pages of messages and i think that jinty had better keep her games confined to rebs playroom..

jinty
i know that you work hard and have been working wonders while i havent been around, but if you carry on playing like that, we might get a bad reputation.. can you tone it down a bit while on duty..
many thanks


what you get up to after work hours. well...


h

Hi Helen
nice to see you thanks for the email and we appreciate the problems you are having getting in at the moment..hope you approve of
the promotion for EM and the pay rise for Sian (she was only on training pay) to full rate..
the baby changing room is done
Jinty is in control of the catering and shopping
EM coffee bar and finances
Sian keeping the place spotless and me i`m cleaning and diy as usual..
Nowhereman which CC was you refaring to as there is CC (cutiechops) and CC (Captain Copter).. to all
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hi marc

everything seems to be running very smoothly..

ive spoken to sean before, but ive never had the pleasure of captain copter..
so do i get an introduction?????

as to the staff, i agree with what you have done.. it shows who spends the most time in here and ought to be rewarded accordingly..
ii reckon that you and me ought to go into business. we would make great bosses

h

Hi peeps just have a nosey round some of the threads when my nose started twitching at the mention of a full English so i thought i would nip along and see if it could possibly be as nice as the beef butty i had last night
Hi Dandy did i see my name mentioned?

..CC

hello captain copter
nice to meet you..

if you think that our food is so wonderful?????
why not have the roast beef sandwich AND the full english.


h

Hi helen nice to meet you at last
i have read most of the thread (sort of) and it is good what you have all done here..just a shame there aren`t more customers i will pass the word about though
i know what i can do i can have the full English now and if possible have the beef butty as a take away.
CC

hello CC

yes of course. thats a brilliant idea, while you are eating the full english, i will wrap the sandwich in some clingfilm. want any ?. or to go with it?.

carry on like this and you can be fed and watered for the whole day


h

hi captain nice to meet you i'm always ning i'm kept so busy

HELEN why do i always get picked on what about EM shes worse than me she gets off with it everytime i even had to clean up her ------sthe other night cause she sooks up to marc and ralph
ive not been able to get in all day now i wish i hadnt got in now
jinty

good evening people.....i would just like to ask...where is everyone????? maybe they have eaten too much ???

Hey Helen
we don`t need a load of customers
just CC and Kat should keep us in business for the next few month lol....for you
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no i'm here would you like a ,or,and a freshly made in our kitchen
your first meal is on the house jinty

Hang on it was Sian you said who had caused ll the mess with the i went of what i read in the postings and i`m sure if you look back you will also see what i saw..
If i made the wrong decision then i will offer a full apology i will nip back and have another look.. be right back..

hi marc does this mean i can go to bed now that your here to take over
and i didnt get paid overtime for the cleaning on saturday will you please rectify it
jinty

i meant EM is always going in cupboards with men and i'm getting the blame for it
ask her how many massages shes had of rebs
and it was sian that made the mess with the
nice marc jinty

Jinty Seems i do owe you an apology over the fact that you didn`t wiz the first tomato although you did contribute to the mess rather than put a stop to it (postings 1190 1191) then when i asked you to clean up the mess you refused..Regards Em spending a lot of time in the company of Reb would you like the posting and times? thought not lets leave it at that ok..and as Helen said pleasant with the customer good service and leave the hanky panky to the playroom..Respect..Marc

Hi people hows it going





REBs

..seems im bein called again

oh well..!!!

Cuold we have a area no#3 now please cause my digibox freezes everytime I try to come in here and its taken 30 mins for me to get her .