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no one here again.... i could fly in and fly out again with the takings....
no one in attendance....
or has jinty got the night watchman in the broom closset...lol....

sheryl how can you think of something so crude as that as if i would lol
chance would be a fine thing
no ones here when i come in so i just go again
did you enjoy your take away
jinty xx

jinty, i had southern fried chicken.... yummy... lol..

you'll have to advertise for a watchman, to watch you.... lol...

sheryl... xxxx

is the chippendales still around
i wouldnt mind a couple o them
yummy yummy
i'm off to bed now ive been up since 5-30 this morning thanks to my neighbours ignorant buggers
sweet dreams
c u tomorrow jinty

Hello is there anyone in here or is it self service.?
AAH vending machines humph almost empty.
HELLO anyone could i please have a roast beef butty and a
please..

zzzz jinty, sorry i missed you before you went to bed hun.... hope you get a good nights sleep......
been quiet here all night...
i been flying around here there and bloody everywhere... lol.....
take care....
sheryl...xxxx

it's every man, woman and child to there own devices..... the poor chef's collapsed with exhaustion.... lol....
help yourself and leave your money by the till.... we're very trusting....

>>>>>>>captain copter
...
enjoy----


EM--XXXXX

...sweep sweep sweep...
mop mop mop...
...brush brush brush...
Lift your feet up Captain Copter......look at all these mucky prints you've left ...
...mop mop mop...
...polish polish polish...
buff buff buff

Phew!
Right here we are Copter one and roast beef butty with and .

Hmmm simulpost

Oh well at least you get double helpings .

cutie... xian.....
good quick work girls....
thought we'd lose custome..... my brews in me cauldron aren't really kitchen duties.... lol..

i'll mention this to marc.... you need xtra in ur next pay packet.......

>>>>>>>>vending machine



there we go,all stocked up...

Morning all
Hi Em you don`t need to apply for the job you got it..I did mention you will be doing accounts as well didn`t i..
so you and Jinty are now assistant manageresses
You shouldn`t need to do cleaning
me and Sian will be doing that..you can still do the coffee
machine and serving so all remains is for me to say
"NOTICE TO ALL STAFF AND CUSTOMERS EM (CUTIE) IS NOW ASSISTANT MANAGERESS/ACCOUNTANT..be good to her.. by the way Alcohol is not to be served or consumed in the t-shoppe we are not licenced and have had complaints from the folders arms next door..(the bubbly is non-alcoholic) THANK YOU ALL
the

hope it's all fresh.... lol...

we need a night cafe..... licensed of course.... lol....

Paganmoon

Ohhhhh, persausade Marc with a bribe of some sort...lol .
So what's in the cauldron...or should I not ask that .

Awww darn Em is always one step ahead .

drinks vending machine is low...

Pagan Hi sheryl
you don`t need to mention it to me i know how good workers EM and Sian are..Sian I know you aren`t bothered about promotion so if it is Ok with our new accountant i think a pay rise to same as the assistant manageresses would be suit you better..hey someone put the juke-box on ... for all (if copter is still there he can have love of girls??)

Sorry sheryl did try for licence but they said "your a tea shoppe not a pub" and of course we had objection from Folders, still we can always object if they sell food i suppose..

quick hi n bye marc.....
cutie n xian have just done a rush job on an empty shoppe as jinty had to go home exhausted...... give them a little extra..... my brews in the cauldren aren't exactly kitchen friendly...... not even foLDers arms friendly either..... lol...
we need a night cafe....
sshhhhhh (i'll slip me own alcohol in in me floppy hat.... )

yippppeeeeeeeee


thanx marc.....