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hi
keep yourinyour

thanks for the help darling
you fancy coming to mine
n i could have lie in in morning
while your doing brekkiehehehe

Jinty

kat

dont do outside catering i'm to hard worked in here
i dont know where everyone has vanished to there is 15 staff but only about 3 show up
they;ll all be back on the dole soon
xxx

i think i'm doing all 15 jobs no wonder i'm tired your all just using me 5mins

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hmmmmm this place is so empty..hmmm.............!
I'll just do my duties and be off

RAJ IF YOUR KEBAB SHOP IS DOING SO WELL AND YOU ARE OFFERING TOP WAGES AND ALL FOOD THEY CAN EAT TO STAFF WHY DO YOU NEED TO POACH OUR STAFF I WOULD THINK THEY WOULD BE BANGING YOUR DOOR DOWN TO WORK FOR YOU SO KINDLY TAKE YOUR POACHING ELSWHERE..

good on you marc you tell him hes to lippy just to be new this week
we'll not work for him his kebabs stick

i meant STINK

well im flabberghasted to have you shout at me like that in public.
as for your wonderful establishment theres no staff and its always empty you leave Jinty she is rushed of her feet and do you help no!!!
all you brag about is your creation,

Well done jinty

even

Good Afternoon everyone

I hope you do not mind serving me a mixed salad with cold meats and prawns, and a death by with Cointreau to follow. Thank you for very kind service.


kat

How old are we all here?!....exactly! and you're squabbling like lil kiddies.

hello could i have two country soups followed by 2 roast beef dinners and spotted dick and custard for dessert and a bottle of house wine please

Hi The Dandy Highwayman, Jinty, Sean and Bob.

I hope you are keeping well. I forget to order my wine. Please can I have a bottle of claret .Thank you.


kat

hi Kat hope you are well

Rebel

I'm no ...but seem like I'm the only one here so...<run...
......
Here we go...
Two Country Soups
Two Roast Beef Dinners
A Spotted Dick (we ain't that sort of establishment here! with custard and
A bottle of our finest hous wine
...

Kat
Here we go...a Claret...the finest in the world...

its that stinky kebab owner he was trying to poach our staff
right roast dinners
and did someone want a spotted dick well i think that could be arranged or will you settle for a he he he !
y custard
c u later

Thank you Sian for your very kind and quick service.
Bob I am feeling great today, thank you for asking.

kat

why thank you cant beat a good roast dinner with spotted dick and custard better than a stinky old kebab any time 7 love yer outfit