A Conversation for 'ye oLDe tea shoppe'
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BATWING1 Minister of Mirth Merriment and Insanity (portfolio) Posted Apr 10, 2003
MORNIN ALL
in my capacity as C.S.O i`ve
just had a look round and it`s come on great,just a cuppla faults i`ve found.1,no lock on back door.2,fire exits not marked.3,no first aid kit.4,no signs over sink saying wash your hands (jinty
get away from the 
them`s helens)
5,no toilet roll holders.6,no soap.7,no health and safety at work sign. i trust that these are merely oversights and will be rectified soon
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serenity Posted Apr 10, 2003
you werent supposed to let everyone know about the
that was out little secret
as for the other complaints, now they are listed, knowing marc
they will be sorted out very soon.
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BATWING1 Minister of Mirth Merriment and Insanity (portfolio) Posted Apr 10, 2003
P.S.
As chief security ociffer i take my duties seriarsely and any-one suspected of bringing suspishers substances in will be strip-seached very thoroughly and extremely s-l-o-o-o-o-w-l-y (more of a leer really)
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BATWING1 Minister of Mirth Merriment and Insanity (portfolio) Posted Apr 10, 2003
you`ve gon and told everyone now 
it`s not a secret anymore 
women
you gonna be asked wot the secret is now
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serenity Posted Apr 10, 2003
well if you are gonna do strip searches, its worth taking up the suspicious substances then
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BATWING1 Minister of Mirth Merriment and Insanity (portfolio) Posted Apr 10, 2003
hhmmmmm this is getting suspishers but your name is 1st in me ikkle black book 
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serenity Posted Apr 10, 2003
ive been thinking...
your job description!!!
chief security officer.
how can you be the chief one?. you are the only one
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LittleDarlin Posted Apr 10, 2003
morning 
right that's the shopping done!!
PHEW!! that cash n carry was pretty bust 2day! but think i got everything!! 
think i deserve a 
n put me aching feet up 4 a while!! 
Trish
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serenity Posted Apr 10, 2003
trish
good to see you back.
here and 
.
now dont take too long, the dinnertime rush will be here soon
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BATWING1 Minister of Mirth Merriment and Insanity (portfolio) Posted Apr 10, 2003
errrmmmmm wot rush-----we ain`t opened yet
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LittleDarlin Posted Apr 10, 2003
hiya helen
erm....u gettin a new whip for ya b/day hun? 
i'll pass on the if u don't mind tho,(gotta watch the figure!!)lol
i'll b outside having a fag b4 the rush
Trish
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BATWING1 Minister of Mirth Merriment and Insanity (portfolio) Posted Apr 10, 2003
that`s why i can be chief
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LittleDarlin Posted Apr 10, 2003
good point
can't b ne rush if we ain't even open yet!! lmao
here u r have one with me n helen
Trish
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serenity Posted Apr 10, 2003
we have to keep the workforce happy.. they need feeding too..
i hope you arent going to be a bossy c.s.o. we dont want any jobsworths working here
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LittleDarlin Posted Apr 10, 2003
helen
oooooo i dunno!!
n bloke in uniform n a bit bossy!! mmmmmmmmmm works for me!!
lmao 
Trish
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BATWING1 Minister of Mirth Merriment and Insanity (portfolio) Posted Apr 10, 2003
not bossy hun just thinking of crowd safety and makin sure the rest of the staff don`t get hurt
trish
WHIPS??? oohhhh yes pls also got some chains n handcuffs imagine all that n a uniform (leer)
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SALAMANDAPALAGANDA 2006 Posted Apr 10, 2003
managed to put right all the ventilation problems 
for the faults and i have to asure people the bunny felt nothing..the washroom signs are in the things brought back from cash and carry (i hope) fire exits are now clearly marked and the lock on the back door has been replaced to stop people wandering in or even wandering out for a fag...
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Xian (walking, talking, living...zombie!) Posted Apr 10, 2003
Oh-er what's all this about whips then?!...Morning All
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Cutiechops:0)...............' THE LOUNGS '.............NUMBER 1FAN''...;0) Posted Apr 10, 2003
>whips & 
...wot kinda t-room is this 
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