h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hussassan, your imaganation never ceases to amaze me. Try and control it.

*Picks Kleopatra off the floor and with Hussassan takes her to the hospital wing*

Perhaps this post is taken, but is Prefect for Slytherin still open? I think I would be an ideal candidate, as I truly am a killjoy. Let me know.

*starts picking up dirty room, assigns other students to do so as well, regardless of post*

oh, and get this...I got lost in the corriders and ended up in the Gryffindor common room...I almost DIED of embarrassment.
boy, do I feel sheepish...
*goes back to her room to lick her wounds*

I wonder where would go...

*none notice, but Kiro fell to the groungd when the walls began to bleed and now begins to convulse and yell in strange languages*

"Askuthra takaru tookrahh jelannt Oulanntado Karathras secumbo!" "NO I WILL NOT! I'LL DIE FIRST!" "Frulonkta surradi" "YOU B*****D!!"

*Kiro then stops moving alltogether*

*none notice, but Kiro fell to the groungd when the walls began to bleed and now begins to convulse and yell in strange languages*

"Askuthra takaru tookrahh jelannt Oulanntado Karathras secumbo!" "NO I WILL NOT! I'LL DIE FIRST!" "Frulonkta surradi" "YOU B*****D!!"

*Kiro then stops moving alltogether*

*Damian leaves his office*
*Damian hears strange yelling as he walks past the HufflePuff Common Room. Damian yells "Is everything alright in there?". Damian pauses.*

Damian is very uncharacteristic for the stereotypical Slytherin. Perhaps it is his great ambition to turn people's opinions about Slytherin that got him into the house in the first place. He has deep brown eyes and a large nose.

you hear a strange and incoherent mumbling from Kiro's mouth.

Uh oh, strange dark wizard presence attacking Kleo...

Kleo's in the hospital wing, remember?

I mean Kiro...

*Reaches down Kiro's throat and pulls out the demon that had possessed him, then banishes it back to the deapest, darkest cave in Hell whence it came.*

*Hussan's imagination is still running about*

*Snatches imagination and crams it back into his head.* Sorry about that. *Makes a concerted effort to exorcise whatever has possessed Kiro.* That OK?

Yeah

*Joins in with Hussassan's attempts to exorcise Kiro*

*Psychic fields combine*

*Kiro's eyes open in a burst of hellfire, and the hall becomes a blazing inferno, but unnusually enough the flame doesn't seem to have heat, Kiro then calmly stands and dusts himself off*

"Please, a student stands against me? This is insulting"

*kiro simply points his standard wand at atari and he is engulfed in a black flame, and vanishes from the scene (you were sent to the Great Hall)*

"Wizard of the night, you must realize that it was your majic that allowed me to serface again anyway?"

*Walks back, looking dusty and a bit frazzled*

Expelimarius!

Kiro draws his dueling wand and points it at the oncoming curse and mutters a few words, the blast dissapates, he then looks at Atari and mutters "stupefy" Atari is kocked unconcious

I'd prefer this part be private to The Demon and proffessors a

Well, I'm a proffessor, so...
*Raises fist and a staff made of someone's pelvis and spinal chord appears in it. Black light swarms into it. Points it at Kiro and attempts to draw the demon out.*

Character's Name: beaubrummie
Strongest Area of Magic: channaling
2nd Strongest Area of Magic: charms
House: hufflepuff
Wand Enchantment (what your wand gets its magic from Harry's was a Phoenix Feather): unicorn hair
School Pet: cat