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Daily Affirmations For the Seriously F***ed-Up

Post 21

psychocandy-moderation team leader

I am quite possibly seriously mad, but I am hardly ever even remotely serious. I am very likely a glutton for punishment, and staying up late on a "school night" is satisfying in a naughty way, at the time. It's just the next day I regret it!

That wasn't me who rang you earlier, I was at work at that time, pushing my mouse around and watching my screen saver, pretending to be busy. I will ring you tomorrow, however, when I get back from the grocery store and stuff. It can't be a long one, I don't want to rack up too big a bill all at once, but I'll be good for an hour or so, how would that be?


Daily Affirmations For the Seriously F***ed-Up

Post 22

zendevil


Brilliant!

"It can't be a long one" ...don't worry dear, a short one is fine by me!smiley - winkeye

"I'll be good for an hour or so"...smiley - wow, this sort of thing is to a girl's ears!smiley - biggrin

zdt


Daily Affirmations For the Seriously F***ed-Up

Post 23

psychocandy-moderation team leader

smiley - laugh

Well, I certainly walked right into *that* didn't I? Naughty! smiley - evilgrin

I'll be ringing you in a few hours, my dear.


Daily Affirmations For the Seriously F***ed-Up

Post 24

Researcher U197087

Christ up a stick! it's like Benny Hill never died. smiley - erm


Daily Affirmations For the Seriously F***ed-Up

Post 25

zendevil


Nah, more like "Carry on Schoolgirls"! We're 'armless really, honest!

V.de Milo


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Post 26

psychocandy-moderation team leader

Okay, now it's time for a *really* bad joke...

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhinocerous?

Elephino!

smiley - laugh


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Post 27

psychocandy-moderation team leader

no reaction, eh? time to break out the big guns...

What do you get when you make love to a bird?





Chirpies. It's a canarial disease. smiley - winkeye




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Post 28

zendevil


smiley - groan

Hmm, in revenge, I have sent you a psychedelic postcard,smiley - cool and will leave you to ponder upon page 107 of "He came by night"; in which Crook discusses postcards:

<>

*'He came by night' by Anthony Gilbert; pub: 1944*

zdt


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