h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

"More"? Does it have any at all?

I guess they're not sci-fi enough. You'd have to make them "Farellians" or something, and give them funny forehead bumps.

Well, if captain Kirk can have a tussle with Apollo on some distant uncharted planet, why can't Captain Janeway get into a cat fight with Queen Mab in some secluded nebula? Besides, you can just give them funny ears, instead of the nose bumps, right?

That's right, I forgot that funny ears count too. You could make them into a third Vulcan-based race, along with the Romulans.

Hah! I would love to see a Vulcan and a Romulan trying to deal with a fairy. The Vulcan would try to talk it to death and the Romulan would try to shoot it to death. I can see the scantily clad fairy traipsing about and around the two of them, throwing flowers and making them grow donkey tails. What a trip!

How completely annoying that would be. We'd have to wipe them out pretty quick. Bloody fairies.

Like that other alien race, the ones we'd have to destroy because we'd never be able to communicate with them without cracking up. Remember them? The ones who talk like this: "Ablahblahblahblehblehblahblehblahblahblahfuckyoublahblahblahblehblehblah."

LOL! Those and the ones that communicate by tap-dancing and farting.