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O Moistly Burbling Gloobleslug

O moistly burbling gloobleslug,


Wommit gurgle dlug,


Beneath thy sloopy krebtious klob,


In undulating glob.


Flumptiously he glurmed,


That gloptuous blobbleworm,


Slumped in hrumgish garglefloop,


Dripping with blurtious gloop,


Amidst thy blahly yaargleslob,


Thou flottelously throb,


And blurtle quite goloptiously,


Dloopmunterous you be,


Flobbering in slooptious glee,


Go, nargulously flee!


Squoggle thee thy zlaarted goose,


Thou scaptious klobbermoose!

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