h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I think Garibaldi would not like that.

i was wearing gloves. Davion on my home page I am taking bookings from people waiting to be abducted by aliens. Come along and sign in. We believe a block of people will be abducted first.

Too damn right I don't like that!! Looneytunes, spell my name right next time or there will be trouble. OK!!



Anyway, I am breaking out of this boredem and going to go get a massage done.

Seeya

Where are you going, Loonytunes?
If I am stranded in this realm of boredom
I will lose conversation and be made to look like an impertinent
geek.

Furtively looks around. Picks up $20 note off floor. Pockets same. Slithers out of room

Scum!

You inpertinent geek!!!! I have posted a lost and found link on my home page. How dear you. I am mortified.

So this is what boredom does to some people, huh? Boredom for me makes me ramble on and on and think of girls I cant have and the like. Im so tired right now I could sit and think about nothing. I wish someone would call me, but I doubt that'll happen cause its almost five in teh morning.

Actually, if anyone is reeeeaaaaaally tat bored, you can go read my first article that I submitted. Its about rock climbing. If you do go read it, please leave me some kind of suggestion, compliment, insult, anything to make me feel like someone has read my article. Tell your friends too.

When you get to the top of your rock do you utter the famous words "We knocked the bugger off"?

yeah, pretty much.

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.....hey, who woke me up?!?

I think it was me. Sorry.

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...hey,
who calmed me down?

Ahp, that was me too.

Fuzzy just throw a large rock at him, preferably head high.

QQ's around

WoW this room is full of gorgeous guys!

LoL

Oh no not again.

Unfortunatley, it isnt that big. Might nick your skin a bit. Nothing more. Further more, depsite Im a juggler, I cant aim for dixie, so you probably needn't worry. Anywho, here it comes, everyone watch out. *throw*

Leaves. Heading for the vomitorium. Vomiturition racks body.