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it wasn't me, and by the by, who are the colonial sods? are they a bowling league or something?

thats what i thought...!
-saffire

Slightly world famous in Antartica drinking team

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Isn't it pathetic that there's a McDonalds in Antartica? ANTARTICA!!

Actually it is a KFP. Kentucky Fried Penguin

i wonder what penguin would taste like....?
-saffire
eeew forget that

I hope you are joking Looneytunes! I will stand for no such actions!

then by all means, have a seat!!!

pull up a chair...were getting ready to eat some pengui---- some chicken, yes- some chicken
-saffire

Since when did chickens have black feathers, and very large feet?

Hmm? I will not stand, sit, or recline for it!

then squat down, dear sir. oh and um, about the pen.....chicken. they were just image conscious and had its feathers dyed. as for the feet, perhaps you need glasses? for those are surely the most average chicken feet i ever saw!

Hmm? I dare say that you ... you...

PENGUIN KILLER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

At least this forum hasn't descended into cliche.

We still have 'cutting edge' 'breast beating' people 'pushing the envelope out' as surely as they were simulataneously 'thinking laterally' far 'outside the square' as to whether to have coleslaw or fries with the penguins feet.

i was thinking more along the lines of german potato salad, personally, but thats me.

mmm...i could go for some spicy fries thank you very much ;p
-saffire

spicy fries?????? well only if the penguin is blackened.

One drumstick fills 8 plates.

These are big black birds...

Oh? And do I see a manate being served up? Or a seal? Walrus'? Shamoo? Have you no shame!!! If any creature should be consumed before all others, for god's sake, go after Mickey Mouse!

mickey mouse is a wee bit scary..........