A Conversation for The Venus de Milo - Mostly Armless
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jdjdjd Started conversation Apr 6, 2006
The first time we saw the statue, my girlfriend and I were struck by how big Venus' feet are - they're huge!
I was in the Louvre a fortnight ago and, yes, those feet are massive. 
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pieshifter Posted Apr 6, 2006
I was there a couple of weeks ago, never noticed her feet. I did notice you could just see the crack of her arse if you wandered around the back. I wish I'd got me picture taken stood next to her arse crack now. You don't see that on most of the pictures of her.
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dyvroeth Posted Jun 17, 2006
Talking of arses, in December 1987 my dear wife and I were in the Louvre when we were approached by:
(Warning: National Stereotype Ahead)
a stunningly tartan-clad pair of pre-retirement Americans. Apart from their emphatic attire, they were a pleasant enough couple. However, they then blew it by asking where they could see Michelangelo's David. My wife thought for a second and replied, "I think you'll find that's in Florence". Not phased for a moment, our new transatlantic acquaintences countered, "Oh good, that's Thursday, then".
As an artistic juxtaposition, I believe the David also has rather impressive nether regions 
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