A Conversation for Bird Poo and How to Cope With It

Some Say It's Lucky...

Post 1

Ashley


I say it's expensive. A bird crapped on my suede jacket. It cost me £100 to clean... how bloody lucky is that?


Some Say It's Lucky...

Post 2

Mina

Lucky it didn't get you on the head. You'd have had lovely higlights... smiley - winkeye


Some Say It's Lucky...

Post 3

Ashley

But my hair costs substantialiiy less to clean... shoot 'em all, that's what I say (pigeons that is, not smiley - tits)


Some Say It's Lucky...

Post 4

Mina

True. Maybe you should stick to wipe-clean PVC. smiley - winkeye


Some Say It's Lucky...

Post 5

Catwoman

Some say that going around wearing something (outside, esp) that costs that much to clean is about as sensible as saying that your ship is unsinkable, or that the war will be over by Christmas.


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