Video: Stay Out of My Halupke (The Cabbage White Polka)
Created | Updated Oct 4, 2020
Stay Out of My Halupke (The Cabbage White Polka)
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Freewayriding dissed the pretty cabbage whites in my video. He said, 'Get thee behind me, Satan! They ate my cauliflower!' My revenge was musical: here's the Cabbage White Polka. 'Halupke' is Polish stuffed cabbage.
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Out of my halupke, cabbage white! Leave my food alone, don't take one bite! Fly away, or there will be a fight, Out of my halupke, cabbage white! Fall is here, here comes the butterfly, Pretty little thing, it starts to flutter by, When it smells the cabbage cooking, Into the kitchen it comes looking. Out of my halupke, cabbage white! Leave my food alone, don't take one bite! Fly away, or there will be a fight, Out of my halupke, cabbage white! You have eaten my cauliflower, Brussels sprouts have failed to flower, Other farmers, they may cower, But you will feel my spray-gun's power! Out of my halupke, cabbage white! Leave my food alone, don't take one bite! Fly away, or there will be a fight, Out of my halupke, cabbage white! When you were a caterpillar, Of the bak choy you were killer, Now my picnic you will hex, All you think about is sex. Out of my halupke, cabbage white! Leave my food alone, don't take one bite! My granny made it, don't you light! Out of my halupke, cabbage white! |
