The h2g2 Poem
Created | Updated Jul 23, 2003
Counting Toes
I am alone, oh yes indeed
Nothing to look at, nothing to read
I spend all my time counting my toes
Though occasionally I'll play with my patrician nose
Sometimes when I'm feeling quite like
I twiddle my belly button until it feels tight
Maybe I'm mad, surely not sane
But no one really cares; it's really quite a shame
Last week I'm sure I did something bad
With an elastic band, I'm really quite sad
This week just maybe I'll do the same
Perhaps someone will take notice if I become a pain
Or maybe not, who really can say
So perchance I'll do nothing for the rest of the day
Just sit here, alone, just counting my toes
And thinking about my life, so full of woes
Sadly, and madly, the days do go by
With me twiddling and fiddling I'm not very shy
So be it, who cares, for I quite like my life
No worries, no heartache, no day full of strife
One, two, three, four, five on the right
Another five on the left, all pink, with nails white
Now to jiggle my belly button, round and round
Until I get bored and throw myself to the ground
Well tomorrows another day and it'll be arriving quite fast
More toes to count, up to ten, that’s the last
Maybe I'll tweak my nose, something different for sure
At least I do know, my days me they won't bore
Enough of this I have no time to write more
For this rhyming lark is become quite a chore
I have things to do, I think you know what
So I'll get on with my day, I've really got no time to stop