A Conversation for Heinz Toast Toppers

Rancid

Post 1

Jeff Mutton

I enjoyed reading it, and you're obviously a real fan, but personally I cannot stand the taste of them. Ma n Pa would buy them as a handy foodstuff to take on caravan holidays when I was a nipper, and it may be their force feeding of the stuff to me which accounts for my present dislike, nay abhorrance.

Tastes like baby food smells, and I'm not convinced even after reading the contents, that they contain any real nutrition.

Alternative (and in my opinion superior) toast toppings are, in no particular order: -

Lemon curd
Marmite
Peanut butter
Cheese and tabasco sauce
Cheesy spicy beans (cutlery/crockery required)

That's my twopenn'orth


Rancid

Post 2

the third man(temporary armistice)n strike)

I think a large proportion of TT's are consumed late at night by drunken people back from the pub. As such they present little in the way of a health hazard (compared to a chip pan) and as such should be encouraged. As someone who has woken up with dodgy stains on clothing I can vouch they wash out easily. Another advantage!


Rancid

Post 3

Primord

wrong assumption I'm afraid-

any subject can be turned into an article on h2g2-so maybe you should remember that. smiley - smiley


Rancid

Post 4

the third man(temporary armistice)n strike)

smiley - erm


Rancid

Post 5

Primord

sorry love! that wasn't to you! smiley - laugh

that's what happens when you don't address peeps!

how are you babe?


Rancid

Post 6

the third man(temporary armistice)n strike)

Well I could do with a nice TT. I've moved office and the new one has less moaners but appears to be cake mad!!!


Rancid

Post 7

Primord

smiley - hug

glad to catch you-I was feeling a little smiley - blue in case I'd offended you smiley - laugh I'm a little grouchy at the mo'...too many people taking a swipe...

hope you have a nice night smiley - ok


Rancid

Post 8

Jeff Mutton

Which assumption was wrong?


Rancid toast

Post 9

bigcat

absolutely- babyfood on toast! my own favourites:-

peppered salami and taramasalata on multigrain bread
banana and chunky peanut butter on bagel
pate and backcurrant jam on cream crackers


Rancid toast

Post 10

GRUBBY ASS

houmous, or hummus however you spell it. pitta bread or brown loaf, cut into soldier, dipped into a pot of the yummy garlicy chickpea mush, maybe with a sliced green olive or sun dried tomatoe to garnish.
mmm mmm mmm
or cottage cheese on buttered brown toast with coarse ground black pepper.... also good.
so not rancid at all!
never tried a TT though....?


Rancid

Post 11

Primord

the assumption that I'm a great fan.

What started life as a cheerful entry has turned into a waste of my time and the editors...everyone seems to have a total downer on it.

I think I'll drop these edited entries.


Rancid

Post 12

Jeff Mutton

Sorry if I offended you, it wasn't my intention. I think it's a great entry, and I was merely expressing an opinion in what I believed to be a lighthearted way.

I'd better see some more entries from you soon or there'll be trouble smiley - winkeye


Rancid

Post 13

Primord

sorry mate-It's not really you-there was just a kerfuffle yesterday about a teeny comment I made on another topic-and I'm feeling a little wounded...

smiley - hug don't worry about it smiley - laugh

but I am gonna steer clear of the 'talking point' in future...smiley - winkeye


Rancid

Post 14

Jeff Mutton

It'd be a shame if you did - I thought that's what this place was about, in a way. Right, I'm off to research ideas for jacket spud fillings...


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