h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Toasted Chicken Curry Sandwiches. I discovered these at age 13 and have never looked back. Gril or Microwave a Chicken breast, dice it and mix into a pre-prepared mayonnaise and curry powder sauce. Proceed as normal with your sandwich toaster nominating someone else to clean up the greasy, smelly mess. Your local sandwich shop can do you a Coronation Chicken sandwich and whack it in the horizontal toaster press.

Fantastically messy and hugely satisfying they're also hilariously dangerous if you make them in a domestic sandwich toaster This seals the curry sauce inside the toastie, heating it to about 80C and liquidising it before you tuck in and it dribbles out down your once beautiful unscarred hands. I recommend a 5 minute cooling period.