h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Global Warming will flood the world ahhhhhhhh!

Oh yea to point Bangladesh floods cos of high tides and the wind pushing up from the Indian ocean Go look at Google map and your see why as Bangladesh is right in the middle with lots of rivers and creeks and the wind push's up and they over flow on to flood plains
so it is not global warming making this happen its called weather
Same applys to Fareham creek and the river wallinton near Portsmouth that floods
and the museum near that says it has done that since any one lives they
but now in the last 80 years they have closed of most of the flood plain and it just busts it banks and floods in to people homes who live on the flood plain just like every were in the world,

(All good thing's come to an end, may apply here)

And as they is no proof that the ice caps are ment to stay frozen
and they are just melting as they are ment to be, like it did when we had the Ice age, and if you put a glass of water full to the top in the freezer it will start to over flow in about in about 60min so when water freezes it gets bigger and will displace water around it making it look like they more water when they is not,

(Carbon tax in some elite rich mans back pocket will save the world)

My point being that carbon tax will not stop this planet from getting hotter it just the way the planet works, yes they are better fuels out they to use, and Co2 is not bad is just 2 much in once place IE we need to stop moving in to City's and spread out to even out Co2 so plants can sock up the Co2 and give us more food and clean air, as tree's and plants and the oceans are the planets filters for water.Co2.o2. etc


(Polar bears (All good thing's come to an end again!))

Yes and Polar bears they will just go back to land under the ice most likely were they came from in the first place or if the ice was link to other land in the past and they settled they in the past, maybe we should give them a lift off the ice and help them to carry on living or I just maybe the get they by them self's as they can swim up to 300 odd miles to hunt for food, So the TV adds and MTV shows is rubbish and was not thort about when trying feed us this polar bear drowning is just silly and show how uninformed the documentaries were about polar bears,

(Yea “Save the world” mmm! , makes me feel a good person saying it oh yea baby!!!!)

More to the point “save the earth!” well it sounds all feel good inside and goody two shoes but to remind u that we are on a Planet that is traveling at the speed of 67000 miles an hour in space and the solar system is moving around space and so on but we could hit a black hole ,
so the only real way to save the human race is to get of the planet and start the colonization of other planets and use the lesson we have learned to make the other one better for every one in the new worlds.

(At the end of the day (world))
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So at the end of the day carbon tax and global warming fears is pointless and has no reel scientific back up to it ,, In the end humans Will Die off if we do not get off this rock and the only way we can do that is to stop greed and war and total world power of elite based governments that make 99% of the world problems at the end of the day ,so space will in the end will save us with the new worlds it will offer us to live on.