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camden is also a great place to go if you want to be offered drugs, or so im told...

No one has ever offered me drugs there...

really? im offered it about 3 times every time i go there...

Maybe I look too poor.

or maybe you dont look young, male and scruffy?

I look very young. What are you trying to say?

That's probably it, although I do have dreads, so I'm suprised that I'm not offered anything.

Where exactly are you at these times?

young and male counted as one choice! hence, young females (such as yourself, natch) dont get offered...

well, you can spot the dealers. they are the morocans in leather sauntering up and down the high street. they strart around the open market, and go about as far as the bridge. im told.

In that case I think I'm probably walking too fast.

yes. hang around looking a bit guilty.

Not a lot of point anyway to be honest! My life is like one big high anyway. Not that I'd know of course. The big high seems to have passed me by. Even in Amsterdam.

dope is actually a fairly boring drug. or so im told.

I've tried it 3 times. Made me giggle and fall asleep the first couple, the last time I fought against the sleepiness, didn't get the giggles and wished I'd just got pissed instead!

it just makes me boring and gormless. and peckish. pissed is a lot better

How am I supposed to tell the difference?

i dribble more when im drunk.

i dribble more when im drunk.

Most stuff in the uk`s crappy anyway.................Or so im told........hehe!!

precisely.

Why is it that I was asked for drugs???
I swear I'm even looking more innocent as I am

...than I am...