A Conversation for a-ha - the Band

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Post 1

Baconlefeets

*Tiptoes into thread*

smiley - tea

*Turns off light*

smiley - evilgrin


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Post 2

Trin Tragula

*From a long way distant, the sound of an alarm clock going off*

smiley - zzz

*Time passes. Quite a lot of it*

smiley - yawn

Huh?

smiley - yikes

smiley - run

AH HA!!!

No. It's no use. I overslept smiley - wah

YOU are the SOLO hootoo Hiding Champine! I shall inform Mr McWhirter at once smiley - run


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Post 3

Baconlefeets

*Puffs up arms*

Nearly four days off Hootoo, I think we now who's the best Hootoo Hider. smiley - whistle


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Post 4

Trin Tragula

As confirmed by Mr McWhirter! smiley - wow

Who came round with Eddie Waring! smiley - somersault

And had some sandwiches (nice ones, on the good plates, obviously).

And then went away again smiley - erm But he said you were definitely going to be in the next edition! smiley - wow Soon as they've rustled up the cash.


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Post 5

Baconlefeets

smiley - wow You met him? smiley - magic Did he enjoy my mince pies?

Eddie Waring was there too?smiley - somersaultsmiley - cry I've missed so much!

Perhaps I could give them some cash out of Chin Aid. I've gone so long without one, a bit longer won't make much difference now.


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Post 6

Trin Tragula

Mince pies? Er ... yes. He said they were great *burp* 'scuse me.

He also mentioned that RoboArgos kept pestering him to get in the book. Something about 'Most Generous Offer to a Nearly Completed Chinathon' smiley - whistle


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Post 7

Baconlefeets

smiley - wow Only a few more donations until I'm whole again! smiley - somersault


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Post 8

Baconlefeets

smiley - run

smiley - wah

Must. Have. Fix.

smiley - run


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Post 9

Trin Tragula

smiley - gift


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Post 10

Baconlefeets

smiley - disco Trin fix! Trin fix! smiley - discosmiley - run

*Unwraps smiley - gift*

smiley - erm

A pair of your smelliest socks?


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Post 11

Trin Tragula

Nah ... came by flant courier a few minutes ago. Forgotten what they said it was. A bin? A tin? Something rhyming with bin, I think - not chan or chun. Nope - can't remember smiley - whistle


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Post 12

Baconlefeets

smiley - wowsmiley - somersaultsmiley - wowsmiley - runsmiley - wow

Thankyou!Thankyou!Thankyou!

My chin! My chin! smiley - somersault

*Carefully takes chin out of box*

smiley - wow

Look! There're fish already in it!

*Glances at instruction manual*

smiley - erm

*Removes peas and attaches chin*

smiley - erm It needs charging up for the light. I'll have to run it off the mains for a bit.

Is there a plug socket over there?


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Post 13

Trin Tragula

You're going to plug it in *while* wearing it? smiley - yikes

Righty-ho, sounds perfectly safe to me smiley - smiley


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Post 14

Baconlefeets

It has a safety cut out, see:

"For own safety, cut out power before attaching chin"

Oh. Maybe I read that wrong. smiley - erm

Oooh! It takes batteries!

smiley - run

AA batteries!

smiley - run

AA batteries!

smiley - run

smiley - erm

Got any batteries?


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Post 15

Trin Tragula

Yes!

smiley - run

smiley - nur

*Big bag of batteries*

Some of these may be a little old, though - let's see, 'March 1982', no, 'September 1993', no, 'Janvier 1887', wow, no, oo! Here's some new ones! smiley - boing


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Post 16

Baconlefeets

*Puts batteries in*

smiley - wow

smiley - somersault Oooh...better be careful. Is it under guarantee?

smiley - wow

smiley - cry Finally. I have my chin. *Sniff*


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Post 17

Trin Tragula

It's been a long time coming, but ...

Wow! What a chin! smiley - smooch

What's that on the side? 'Made in Outer Mongolia, Best Before 2007, Do not use for leaning things on?' Nah, better not tell her - it'll be fine!

smiley - smiley


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Post 18

Baconlefeets

smiley - blush

smiley - somersault


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Post 19

Baconlefeets

The downside to finally having my new chin is that I'm going to have to get rid of the lovely Chin Aid from my PS. smiley - sadface


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Post 20

Trin Tragula

Naaah - fewer people know about this, the better: we can keep the money coming in and ... divert it. You know, to good causes and so on

You may have to wear a chin veil though smiley - erm Or cover the outside with peas. Or some sort of frozen pea motif, anyway. You know, just for a bit.


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