h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Its pasta but not as we know it. Pasta is a such a subtle weedy meal, a light infantry unit going into battle with just a drizzle of olive oil as camouflage, and armed only with a few sun dried tomatoes and some pine kernels. Lasagne is more like a big beefy tank. You could hurl lasagne at your enemies and damage them in a way you could never practically do with fusili.