It's Only A Game Commiseration Corner

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Football star in sunglasses

Welcome to the It's Only a Game Room - the ideal venue to soothe your football troubled mind.

With news that all of the home nations are now out of the World Cup, we invite you to take a seat at the bar and let our smooth talking bar-steward mix your favourite drink.

England fan's don't panic. Soothe your trouble hearts by selecting a snack from our football themed menu and comforting eating those cares away.

Take a seat on one of our soft, squashy sofas and listen to the soft music and gently flowing water. Fully trained masseurs are on hand to soothe all the tension out of those tired, knotty shoulders. Or perhaps you would prefer to drown your sorrows in one of our soccer cocktails?


  • Beckham Blinder
  • Ronaldo Rocket
  • Maradonna Margarita
  • Purple Pele
  • Figo Thunder
  • Owen Daquiri
  • Motson Mimosa
  • Lynam's Lime Shot
  • Sven Goran Surprise


Sit down, chill out and above all, don't panic! After all, it's only a game1.

1If you believe that, you will believe anything!

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