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Jon Quixote: steaming little purple buns for tea. Posted Apr 21, 2004
Have you seen the lego version of the Camelot song?
Hilarious.
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fords - number 1 all over heaven Posted Apr 21, 2004
I have - I really did fall off my chair laughing at it! 
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Jon Quixote: steaming little purple buns for tea. Posted Apr 21, 2004
It's one of the extras on the DVD but for all of those that haven't got the Holy Grail DVD(shame on you!) then it's on the Lego website.
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fords - number 1 all over heaven Posted Apr 21, 2004
How'd you mean? I watched it on my DVD 
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Chewypoo Posted Apr 21, 2004
- Well, let's have a look at this one leg of yours, then, eh? Yes. Yes. Yes, yes. Yes. Yes. Yes, yes. Yes, well, this is nothing to worry about.
- Oh, good.
- Yes, there's a lot of it about. Probably a virus. Uh, keep warm, plenty of rest, and if you're playing football or anything, try and favour the other leg.
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Jon Quixote: steaming little purple buns for tea. Posted Apr 22, 2004
Thanks for the reassurance Doc.
No problem, is there anything else I can reassure you about?
So it'll just grow back then will it?
I haven't been entirely straight with you. It's not a virus, a virus is what we doctors call, 'very very small'. So small in fact it couldn't possibly taken off with a whole leg. What I think you are looking for, and this is just an educated guess mind you, is about six foot long, has stripes, razor sharp teeth and is of the genus felis horribilis.
I was informing the other people unlike us fords, maybe the ones that don't yet have a DVD player or the DVD. They can watch the Lego version on the lego website.
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Chewypoo Posted Apr 22, 2004
After a gazillion billion quadrillion times, that still makes me smile!
In the end, that's the basic uniqueness of it all... the standing-outedness... the "Thing".
It never, ever, ever gets old. It never will. I personally cannot think of another, single entity in this Universe that I can make the same statement about.
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fords - number 1 all over heaven Posted Apr 22, 2004
Alright then, I'll let you off this time 
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Apr 22, 2004
"BURMA!!!" "Why'd you say Burma?" 
"I panicked."
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Jon Quixote: steaming little purple buns for tea. Posted Apr 23, 2004
That's okay fords, but still shame on those that don't own the holy grail dvd.
I'll arrange a party strait away, sir.
It's hardly that time for that, is it, Sergeant.
A 'search' party, sir.
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Casanunda100 Posted Jul 24, 2004
Many many favourites.....but thanks for taking me through yours, they are all good stuff.
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Argon0 (50 and feeling it - back for a bit) Posted Jan 27, 2005
The Spanish INquisition...
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I bet none of you were expecting that!
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Argon0 (50 and feeling it - back for a bit) Posted Jan 28, 2005
Quick, quick the comfy chair...
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Jon Quixote: steaming little purple buns for tea. Posted Mar 11, 2005
Our chief weapon is surprise, fear, and a fanatical devotion to the pope.
Who, I'm sure, is on his last legs, bless his expensive silk socks.
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jimbob_ii (hey, who turned off the lights?) Posted Apr 2, 2005
No no no no no!!!!!
the best sketch has got to be the homicidal barber (leading into the original lumberjack song!!!
i have five, no, three, no, i don't know how many, words for you -
it's not a, erm, razor cut
RAZOR!RAZOR!RAZOR!RAZOR!CUT!BLOOD!SPURT!ARTERY!MURDER!
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Argon0 (50 and feeling it - back for a bit) Posted Apr 19, 2005
How about the Fish Slappers Dance?
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jimbob_ii (hey, who turned off the lights?) Posted Apr 23, 2005
that is the ultimate sense-of-humour test! if someone fails to laugh at the fish slapping dance, they are clearly lacking something and should be attacked with a pointed stick!
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Argon0 (50 and feeling it - back for a bit) Posted May 4, 2005
Or maybe a comfy chair?
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- 21: Jon Quixote: steaming little purple buns for tea. (Apr 21, 2004)
- 22: fords - number 1 all over heaven (Apr 21, 2004)
- 23: Jon Quixote: steaming little purple buns for tea. (Apr 21, 2004)
- 24: fords - number 1 all over heaven (Apr 21, 2004)
- 25: Chewypoo (Apr 21, 2004)
- 26: Jon Quixote: steaming little purple buns for tea. (Apr 22, 2004)
- 27: Chewypoo (Apr 22, 2004)
- 28: Chewypoo (Apr 22, 2004)
- 29: fords - number 1 all over heaven (Apr 22, 2004)
- 30: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Apr 22, 2004)
- 31: Jon Quixote: steaming little purple buns for tea. (Apr 23, 2004)
- 32: Casanunda100 (Jul 24, 2004)
- 33: Argon0 (50 and feeling it - back for a bit) (Jan 27, 2005)
- 34: fords - number 1 all over heaven (Jan 27, 2005)
- 35: Argon0 (50 and feeling it - back for a bit) (Jan 28, 2005)
- 36: Jon Quixote: steaming little purple buns for tea. (Mar 11, 2005)
- 37: jimbob_ii (hey, who turned off the lights?) (Apr 2, 2005)
- 38: Argon0 (50 and feeling it - back for a bit) (Apr 19, 2005)
- 39: jimbob_ii (hey, who turned off the lights?) (Apr 23, 2005)
- 40: Argon0 (50 and feeling it - back for a bit) (May 4, 2005)
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