Hullabaloo's Vogon Poetry
Created | Updated Jul 11, 2003
In Winter
In winter the nights draw in
Especially when we put the clocks back
We wait for Santa and his sack
And eagerly await whatever's in
It. Especially for us.
The countryside in blackness
Makes us think of lighting fires in the garden
After asking the neighbours' permission
And at work they don't allow any slackness.
A wild mongoose plays in the rain
A rabid dog runs after
The mongoose till they raise the rafters
Having a fight.
In winter it is very dark
Especially in the park
And by the river
We start to shiver
And when it rains or snows the local youths
Stop playing football in the street
And that is a blessed relief
To tell the truth.
Or it is at least from the point of view of residents
Whose patience
Is tested by the endless thud of the ball
And cries and oaths that fall
From the mouths of these babes and sucklings in torrents.
(You can't even hear the telly sometimes).
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