A Conversation for The Ideal Cat Toy

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kelli - ran 2 miles a day for 2012, aiming for the same for 2013

Firstly, cats are evil, do not give them gifts or you will be sucked under their control. This will cause you to perform ridiculous tasks and spend large amounts of money just to hear them purr.

Secondly, they find their own toys and ignore anything you buy them. Frogs are a particular favourite of my parent's cats - they fulfil most of the reccommended criteria and also provide a tasty snack, or even a clever practical joke when placed in your shoe.


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Saturn Girl ~ 1 of 42 (Borg Queen A761708) ~ Gollum's keeper + some ~ [1*7(0!+2)(0!+1)=42]

Cats are not evil... just slightly annoying at times. Giving, or not giving them gifts will not affect if you're under their control or not. They run this planet you know...


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Little Mischief

No, silly smiley - silly
That's the mice, remember?


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Saturn Girl ~ 1 of 42 (Borg Queen A761708) ~ Gollum's keeper + some ~ [1*7(0!+2)(0!+1)=42]

The mice just play with our minds when we think we're playing with their's... and they commisioned the creation of the planet... but the cats are really the ones who run the show... why do you think the two fight so much?


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kelli - ran 2 miles a day for 2012, aiming for the same for 2013

See they *are* evil!

Any creature that can manipulate your mind so that it gives you nothing but you will do anything to hear it purr is evil in my book.

At least dogs actually like you back - rather than regarding you with disdain.

k


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Saturn Girl ~ 1 of 42 (Borg Queen A761708) ~ Gollum's keeper + some ~ [1*7(0!+2)(0!+1)=42]

But dogs smell... *wrinkles nose* Cat actually clean up after themselves, and not all of them treat you with distain. My cat's quite affectionate, sometimes when I'm trying to sleep, or am trying to do something... but dogs choose bad times to be affectionate too.


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Post 7

Ellen

smiley - tongueout Most cats are not evil. My kitty is a sweetie. smiley - cat She likes to play with writing pens.


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Saturn Girl ~ 1 of 42 (Borg Queen A761708) ~ Gollum's keeper + some ~ [1*7(0!+2)(0!+1)=42]

Hopefully not while you're writing... 'twould make a bit of an illegable mess. smiley - biggrin


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Ellen

Yes my cat does bat the pen while I'm writing, and yes it does make an illegible mess. smiley - biggrin She also likes to walk on my computer keyboard. Maybe she's just a frustrated writer.


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Saturn Girl ~ 1 of 42 (Borg Queen A761708) ~ Gollum's keeper + some ~ [1*7(0!+2)(0!+1)=42]

Maybe she should talk to my cat... she also loves to walk across the keyboard while I'm typing.


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Post 11

Waffle God Michael (everquest addict)

ALL HAIL THE ACF!!!! (Anti Cat Federation) The perfect pet is A: A Dog B: A Cat C: A Dog That Eats Cats.......always C.....


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Saturn Girl ~ 1 of 42 (Borg Queen A761708) ~ Gollum's keeper + some ~ [1*7(0!+2)(0!+1)=42]

*rolls eyes* Such a typical Dog attack.... all loud mouth, ego and show.


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