A Conversation for The Ideal Cat Toy
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kelli - ran 2 miles a day for 2012, aiming for the same for 2013 Started conversation Oct 1, 2001
Firstly, cats are evil, do not give them gifts or you will be sucked under their control. This will cause you to perform ridiculous tasks and spend large amounts of money just to hear them purr.
Secondly, they find their own toys and ignore anything you buy them. Frogs are a particular favourite of my parent's cats - they fulfil most of the reccommended criteria and also provide a tasty snack, or even a clever practical joke when placed in your shoe.
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Saturn Girl ~ 1 of 42 (Borg Queen A761708) ~ Gollum's keeper + some ~ [1*7(0!+2)(0!+1)=42] Posted Oct 1, 2001
Cats are not evil... just slightly annoying at times. Giving, or not giving them gifts will not affect if you're under their control or not. They run this planet you know...
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Saturn Girl ~ 1 of 42 (Borg Queen A761708) ~ Gollum's keeper + some ~ [1*7(0!+2)(0!+1)=42] Posted Oct 3, 2001
The mice just play with our minds when we think we're playing with their's... and they commisioned the creation of the planet... but the cats are really the ones who run the show... why do you think the two fight so much?
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kelli - ran 2 miles a day for 2012, aiming for the same for 2013 Posted Oct 3, 2001
See they *are* evil!
Any creature that can manipulate your mind so that it gives you nothing but you will do anything to hear it purr is evil in my book.
At least dogs actually like you back - rather than regarding you with disdain.
k
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Saturn Girl ~ 1 of 42 (Borg Queen A761708) ~ Gollum's keeper + some ~ [1*7(0!+2)(0!+1)=42] Posted Oct 3, 2001
But dogs smell... *wrinkles nose* Cat actually clean up after themselves, and not all of them treat you with distain. My cat's quite affectionate, sometimes when I'm trying to sleep, or am trying to do something... but dogs choose bad times to be affectionate too.
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Ellen Posted Oct 5, 2001
Most cats are not evil. My kitty is a sweetie. 
She likes to play with writing pens.
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Saturn Girl ~ 1 of 42 (Borg Queen A761708) ~ Gollum's keeper + some ~ [1*7(0!+2)(0!+1)=42] Posted Oct 5, 2001
Hopefully not while you're writing... 'twould make a bit of an illegable mess. 
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Ellen Posted Oct 6, 2001
Yes my cat does bat the pen while I'm writing, and yes it does make an illegible mess. She also likes to walk on my computer keyboard. Maybe she's just a frustrated writer.
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Saturn Girl ~ 1 of 42 (Borg Queen A761708) ~ Gollum's keeper + some ~ [1*7(0!+2)(0!+1)=42] Posted Oct 6, 2001
Maybe she should talk to my cat... she also loves to walk across the keyboard while I'm typing.
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Waffle God Michael (everquest addict) Posted Jun 20, 2002
ALL HAIL THE ACF!!!! (Anti Cat Federation) The perfect pet is A: A Dog B: A Cat C: A Dog That Eats Cats.......always C.....
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Saturn Girl ~ 1 of 42 (Borg Queen A761708) ~ Gollum's keeper + some ~ [1*7(0!+2)(0!+1)=42] Posted Jun 25, 2002
*rolls eyes* Such a typical Dog attack.... all loud mouth, ego and show.
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- 1: kelli - ran 2 miles a day for 2012, aiming for the same for 2013 (Oct 1, 2001)
- 2: Saturn Girl ~ 1 of 42 (Borg Queen A761708) ~ Gollum's keeper + some ~ [1*7(0!+2)(0!+1)=42] (Oct 1, 2001)
- 3: Little Mischief (Oct 2, 2001)
- 4: Saturn Girl ~ 1 of 42 (Borg Queen A761708) ~ Gollum's keeper + some ~ [1*7(0!+2)(0!+1)=42] (Oct 3, 2001)
- 5: kelli - ran 2 miles a day for 2012, aiming for the same for 2013 (Oct 3, 2001)
- 6: Saturn Girl ~ 1 of 42 (Borg Queen A761708) ~ Gollum's keeper + some ~ [1*7(0!+2)(0!+1)=42] (Oct 3, 2001)
- 7: Ellen (Oct 5, 2001)
- 8: Saturn Girl ~ 1 of 42 (Borg Queen A761708) ~ Gollum's keeper + some ~ [1*7(0!+2)(0!+1)=42] (Oct 5, 2001)
- 9: Ellen (Oct 6, 2001)
- 10: Saturn Girl ~ 1 of 42 (Borg Queen A761708) ~ Gollum's keeper + some ~ [1*7(0!+2)(0!+1)=42] (Oct 6, 2001)
- 11: Waffle God Michael (everquest addict) (Jun 20, 2002)
- 12: Saturn Girl ~ 1 of 42 (Borg Queen A761708) ~ Gollum's keeper + some ~ [1*7(0!+2)(0!+1)=42] (Jun 25, 2002)
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