A Conversation for How Not to Name Children
Real people with silly names
pheloxi | is it time to wear a hat? | Posted Mar 28, 2002
Fokker is Dutch aeroplane manufacturer, but taken over by a German co.
Real people with silly names
Amy Pawloski, aka 'paper lady'--'Mufflewhump'?!? click here to find out... (ACE) Posted Mar 28, 2002
My mom used to tell me she knew a Dr Bonebreak...
Real people with silly names
PaulBateman Posted Apr 2, 2002
I came across a reference recently where one of the authors was a Dr Slaughter which is also the title of a Paul Theroux novel.
Real people with silly names
Mu Beta Posted Apr 8, 2002
And then there was the classic sketch by the Two Ronnies, featuring Dr. De'Ath (who killed everything), until people wrote in complaining about how many Dr. De'Aths there actually are.
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Real people with silly names
Feisor - -0- Generix I made it back - sortof ... Posted Jun 17, 2002
The head of the aquarium at Sydney's Taronga Zoo is John West.
And don't forget Cardinal Sin
When I was young my mother's GP was Dr Doctor
I believe that this phenomenon is called "nominative determinism"
Real people with silly names
PaulBateman Posted Jun 18, 2002
I've just met someone called Richard Cocks....
Real people with silly names
Feisor - -0- Generix I made it back - sortof ... Posted Jun 18, 2002
If this is a case of nominative determinism I suggest that his occupation would be .....
chicken sexer??
Real people with silly names
Shy Posted Jun 20, 2002
My husband used to work for a guy called Richard Horny, I would certainly say that was a strange name,the worst part was that everyone really did shorten his forename although employees such as my hubby had to call him Mr. Horny.
Another guy he worked for was called Marshall Howard Peach only he didnt ever like to be called Howard!
Real people with silly names
Genome Posted Jul 31, 2002
i don't know if anyone read this anymore, but i had a teacher named Richard LeSalle. needless to say, we all called him Al.
Real people with silly names
the third man(temporary armistice)n strike) Posted Aug 1, 2002
I hope she's not reading this but I went to school with a girl called Joy Ryder.
Don't forget the yachtsman Robert Schiet.
Real people with silly names
Feisor - -0- Generix I made it back - sortof ... Posted Aug 1, 2002
I recently encountered (in the course of business) a urologist called Dr Pisco - it was difficult to keep a straight face
Real people with silly names
Mu Beta Posted Aug 1, 2002
Not forgetting the ex-Southend footballer, Dwain Plummer.
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Real people with silly names
the third man(temporary armistice)n strike) Posted Aug 2, 2002
Wasn't that a UFO song?
Real people with silly names
silverygibbon Posted Aug 4, 2002
I've just been reminded of a guy I knew from school named Albert Ross.
Real people with silly names
PaulBateman Posted Aug 4, 2002
My chemistry teacher said she went to school with an Ophelia Ball.
Real people with silly names
pheloxi | is it time to wear a hat? | Posted Aug 4, 2002
I knew guy called Brio wixh brand of butter
Boat Race
the third man(temporary armistice)n strike) Posted Aug 5, 2002
I can't hear that name without thinking of the boatrace commentary "and now the victorious Cambridge crew are putting their cox in the river".
Boat Race
PaulBateman Posted Aug 20, 2002
The leader of the house of representatives is called Dick Armey.
Initials and Surnames
Platypus 2 Posted Aug 21, 2002
My husband went to school with a girl called Theresa Green.
His last name is Laycock and so we were so careful naming our children. nothing that started with a P.or C. or F. or....., the list goes on and on.
So, we have a Hannah and a Joe, Hannah is 9 1/2 and was the only Hannah we knew for about a year or so, and now every second girl seems to be called it.
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Real people with silly names
- 21: pheloxi | is it time to wear a hat? | (Mar 28, 2002)
- 22: Amy Pawloski, aka 'paper lady'--'Mufflewhump'?!? click here to find out... (ACE) (Mar 28, 2002)
- 23: PaulBateman (Apr 2, 2002)
- 24: Mu Beta (Apr 8, 2002)
- 25: Feisor - -0- Generix I made it back - sortof ... (Jun 17, 2002)
- 26: PaulBateman (Jun 18, 2002)
- 27: Feisor - -0- Generix I made it back - sortof ... (Jun 18, 2002)
- 28: Shy (Jun 20, 2002)
- 29: Genome (Jul 31, 2002)
- 30: the third man(temporary armistice)n strike) (Aug 1, 2002)
- 31: Feisor - -0- Generix I made it back - sortof ... (Aug 1, 2002)
- 32: Mu Beta (Aug 1, 2002)
- 33: the third man(temporary armistice)n strike) (Aug 2, 2002)
- 34: Mu Beta (Aug 2, 2002)
- 35: silverygibbon (Aug 4, 2002)
- 36: PaulBateman (Aug 4, 2002)
- 37: pheloxi | is it time to wear a hat? | (Aug 4, 2002)
- 38: the third man(temporary armistice)n strike) (Aug 5, 2002)
- 39: PaulBateman (Aug 20, 2002)
- 40: Platypus 2 (Aug 21, 2002)
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