AVAILABLE NOW - EVENING CLASSES FOR MEN

ALL WELCOME

Note: due to the complexity and level of difficulty, each course will accept a maximum of eight participants.

The course covers two days, lunch will be provided, as will instructions as how to take lunch from its packaging without a woman to hold it for you.

Topics covered on this course include:

DAY ONE

TOILET ROLLS - DO THEY GROW ON THE HOLDERS?

Roundtable discussion

DIFFERENCES BETWEEN LAUNDRY BASKET & FLOOR

Practising with hamper (pictures and graphics)

DISHES & CUTLERY; DO THEY LEVITATE/FLY TO KITCHEN SINK OR DISHWASHER BY THEMSELVES?

Debate amongst a panel of experts.

REMOTE CONTROL

Losing the remote - Helpline and support groups

LEARNING HOW TO FIND THINGS

Starting with looking in the right place instead of turning the house upside down whilst shouting - Open forum

DAY TWO

EMPTY MILK CARTONS; DO THEY BELONG IN THE FRIDGE OR THE BIN?

Group discussion and role play

HEALTH WATCH; BRINGING HER FLOWERS IS NOT HARMFUL TO YOUR HEALTH

PowerPoint presentation

REAL MEN ASK FOR DIRECTIONS WHEN LOST

Real life testimonial from the one man who did.

IS IT GENETICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO SIT QUIETLY AS SHE PARALLEL PARKS?

Driving simulation and anger management

LIVING WITH ADULTS; BASIC DIFFERENCES BETWEEN YOUR MOTHER AND YOUR PARTNER

Role playing and slideshow.

HOW TO BE THE IDEAL SHOPPING COMPANION

Relaxation exercises, meditation and breathing techniques

REMEMBERING IMPORTANT DATES & CALLING WHEN YOU'RE GOING TO BE LATE

Bring your calendar or PDA to class, NOT your secretary.

GETTING OVER IT; LEARNING HOW TO LIVE WITH BEING WRONG ALL THE TIME

Individual counsellors available (male counsellors sadly unavailable-none passed training course)

CLASSES FOR WOMEN

NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL
OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM.

UP IN WINTER, DOWN IN SUMMER - HOW TO ADJUST A THERMOSTAT

Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.

WHICH TAKES MORE ENERGY - PUTTING THE TOILET SEAT DOWN, OR BITCHING ABOUT IT FOR 3 HOURS?

Round Table Discussion.

IS IT POSSIBLE TO DRIVE PAST A SAINSBURY’S WITHOUT STOPPING?
Group Debate.

FUNDAMENTAL DIFFERENCES BETWEEN A PURSE AND A SUITCASE - PICTURES AND EXPLANATORY GRAPHICS.

Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.

CURLING TONGS - CAN THEY LEVITATE AND FLY INTO THE BATHROOM CABINET?

Examples on Video

HOW TO ASK QUESTIONS DURING COMMERCIALS AND BE QUIET DURING THE PROGRAMME

Help Line Support and Support Groups

CAN A BATH BE TAKEN WITHOUT 14 DIFFERENT KINDS OF SOAPS AND SHAMPOOS?

Open Forum

HEALTH WATCH - THEY MAKE MEDICINE FOR PMT - USE IT!

I WAS WRONG AND HE WAS RIGHT!
Real Life Testimonials.

HOW TO PARALLEL PARK IN LESS THAN 20 MINUTES WITHOUT AN INSURANCE CLAIM.

Driving Simulations.

LEARNING TO LIVE - HOW TO APPLY BRAKES WITHOUT THROWING PASSENGERS THROUGH THE WINDSHIELD.

HOW TO SHOP BY YOURSELF.