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Wargamer (The Wanderer) Posted Nov 11, 2005
Then maybe you can help me... I'm looking for someone.
He wears black, has a very distinctive face, everybody encounters him sooner or later, and he periodically has holidays... normally ones he doesn't want.
Yes, that's right... I'm looking for Harry Potter! 
"DAMN, I THOUGHT YOU MEANT ME..."
Sorry, Death. Hey... can I ask you something?
"SURE."
How long do I have to live?
"...DON'T START ANY LONG BOOKS."
You mean like Thud?
"LIKE WHERE'S MY COW..."
Bugger.
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