A Conversation for The Works of Terry Pratchett

Mort

Post 1

Mort - a middle aged Girl Interrupted

I AM MORT! smiley - cross


Mort

Post 2

Evil_Duncan

You're a looney!


Mort

Post 3

Mort - a middle aged Girl Interrupted

You've met me before then! smiley - laugh


Mort

Post 4

Evil_Duncan

No I'm just frighteningly perceptive! smiley - winkeye


Mort

Post 5

Wargamer (The Wanderer)

Then maybe you can help me... I'm looking for someone.

He wears black, has a very distinctive face, everybody encounters him sooner or later, and he periodically has holidays... normally ones he doesn't want.

Yes, that's right... I'm looking for Harry Potter! smiley - laugh

"DAMN, I THOUGHT YOU MEANT ME..."

Sorry, Death. Hey... can I ask you something?

"SURE."

How long do I have to live?

"...DON'T START ANY LONG BOOKS."

You mean like Thud?

"LIKE WHERE'S MY COW..."

Bugger.


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