Attention!

Form an orderly line!

Your papers and ID will be requested and validated before you can exchange money with the state for comestibles!

I, Comrade BCg, am here to provide you with help and service for the glory of the people's government.

WELCOME...

to the grand opening of my... I mean, the state's newest emporium or "Glorious Day Stores" to give it's official title.

Yes, I know the shelves are a little bare but we are expecting a consignment of goods from central government stores at any moment. I don't know what it will be but I'm sure whatever we receive will only prove once again that we are under a glorious regime indeed.

In the mean time,

I have 102 tins of something.

I say "something" because the labels have come off so it's a bit of a lucky dip...
But we are good citizens, why do we need to know what to expect? That is an Imperialist notion and that is the way to ruin, Comrade!

If that's the way you feel then get thee to our rivals The Capitalist Shop

We can surely trust our glorious leaders to provide us with wholesome sustenance. So, who's going to come forward first and celebrate our country's glorious produce?

While you queue, a military procession to mark our triumphant opening, and remind us of our good fortune and might, will take place.