A hearty welcome, my capitalist friends!
If you have just wandered over from our bitter enemy's establishment (State Shop) please help yourself to a refreshment of your choice. We have almost every consumable item imaginable, and if we don't have one in stock, we can certainly get it!
First, a tribute to our true spiritual home, the land of our Capitalist forefathers, who fought against oppression to build the most wonderful system of liberty the world has ever seen: United States of America.
May Bog protect her, and all who trade in her.
And so... to business!
And we really do mean business!
Here's just a sample of the products that we now have in stock. Just compare this to the unpredictable tat you'll find over in the State Shop!
So... get ready to shop... and be prepared to haggle!