h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I agree with tell them wot they need to know simply...i have a 2 year old and a 4 year old that already know mummy grew them in her tummy from a seed daddy planted...
I'm dreading when they ask how did daddy plant it!!
I've already been asked how can I do pee pee
when i dont have a ...sorry all the willies out there...a willie!!
Yes i opted for a pet name just to annoy there granda....
I refused to let them have a good look!!
They can find out how we're differant later!!
I remember being totally confused myself as teenager...having 3 older siblings who enjoyed confusing me on a daily basis and parents who missed out on the birds and bee's chat cause they thought my sisters would "fill me in"..
I wanted to tell hem oth from e beginning....I find it funny when they work things round to the way they want to see things....
Just tell me...how can I explain the planting the seed!!

...well, simply by telling them that the seed comes from Daddy's "Willie", which he puts inside Mummy's "whatever-you-call-it" when they are having that extra-special cuddle that lovers sometimes (grin) have.

My (at the time) 5-year-old once asked me: "And when Daddy puts some semen inside you when there isn't an egg ready ... that won't matter, will it?"

And I could assure here it wouldn't...



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