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The Channel 5 Method
Elvis Aaron Presley Started conversation Jul 25, 2001
In modern British society, there is only one way in which to instruct our children in sexual matters - let them watch late-night channel 5.
That's it. During the school holidays or at the weekend, 'accidentally' leave your child alone to watch half an hour or so of Channel 5, ideally though not essentially, after 11pm. Its mix of soft-focus sex films and 'insightful' documentaries on the sex trade will soon have your offspring extolling the values of the missionary position or lauding the sexual appetites of American strippers. Heck, they'll probably even be able to teach you some things!
The Channel 5 method should not be confused with the altogether more cultural Channel 4 method.
The Channel 5 Method
Tefkat Posted Jul 26, 2001
But we don't get Channel 5 
They've watched a lot of natural history progs though. Every time we hug each other they shout "
Mum and dad are mating" 
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